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He is Not Dead Yet from Spamalot- English-Korean-English.



(It talks) the bird which will cry: Pull out your lion! Pull out your lion! (It talks) the window: Is here 1 thing. (It talks) the dad: Me it does not die,! (It talks) the bird which will cry: Here, he talks that he does not die! (It talks) the window: Is like that he. (It talks) the dad: Me it is happy and it feels. It is happy and it goes out but and in order throwing the song which will carry it is the possibility of doing there is a possibility multi of the fact that bravery and the thing (song grudge) it goes out and it does not die and goes out but and and does not die multi being the possibility of highland I feel the thing and to go out me which call the doctor cause which does not die still sleep necessary and i do not die necessity. Body: The man falls his head and that the odd person who does not die still is as talking him, he which does not die still does not die still to be like that and because he does not die still as that person after will let inside the bed and the hand truck will fall and and and. The well above your very he dies now will be wrong in being positive and it assaulted, now does he die it you the writing long a red and will kill the sword Doong duck which becomes and that same brute your murder hybrid he will see in me political party leisure, will be wrong and and it controls his anger inside his grave which he puts the fact that and in necessity the knave peels and who does he die now with realness? Window: My name goes out and the big Lancelot, and it is strong, and it is hot. With being temporary me it goes out and the thing intelligence is not day some. The bird which will cry: Me the article and Sip it increases me, will be and the B to threaten rather it will run far and only it does not know to be a break, it will carry and and the window which fighting does not want: Me you and the right side the bird which will cry, thoroughly and being like that, it will come out coming out and the stick in order in you what description below will be visible and the bird which will cry: Us in order to do you bravery will be remaining in the how to me will be a possibility of teaching and good friend the bird which will cry & the window: We will be going and in order to enlist bird me which will cry the window which is a bird which will cry and me singing together which is a window: Us Oh us who do not die still with the bookshelf map one article all, Ohio we to fall because will enlist to make war. Dad: The Cos me too much my, name will connect to go out and goes out and your excellency which means the Fred your music which does not die still will connect singing together which is come: Ohio us us we fall because we do not die still and in order to make war inside the bed which is going and it stayed we are incorrect and and step to do a some dough, punishment it respects and and and in order substitution to enlist like this us and does not die still in the thin Camelot the FRED: which The Fred me, too much my, name will connect to go out and your music goes out and ' the cause which does not die still your excellency will connect the window which is come: Me in order it kills in it me of will that it will be same and su will give the reel and the bird which will cry: It stared in the window to respect, under bravery and under song, all: Us in order to make war the girl friend will be falling to the score side us the dad who is going: We by Michael Moore will shoot,! All: Because we do not die still

Ascension! Ascension! Ascension!

Mémoire
Tournez your face with the moonlight
leave your wire of memory that you open,
enter inside
if you find the significance there of which happiness is
then a new life all alone will begin
the memory in the moonlight
I can smile to the old days
I were beautiful then
I remember one period I knew which happiness was
left the ends again
Burned-outside of phase of memory of the smoky days
ventilated, cold odor of streetlamp of morning
A dies, another night takes place
above another day is incipient
day
I must wait sunrise it
I must think of a new life
and I inside
when the paddle comes
this evening too is a memory
and a new day begins
the sunlight with the trees
in masquerading without end of summer
as a flower as the paddle breaks
the memory fan
touch me
that it is so easy to leave me
all alone with memory of my days to the sun
if you touch me, will include/understand you which happiness is glance,
a new day started

Question - why does "dawn" equal "paddle"?

Updated On: 3/7/08 at 03:00 PM

Here's a long, but great one:
"A Weekend in the Country" from 'A Little Night Music'

English->Russian->Dutch->Spanish->English
*Be warned, the song is VERY long*
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Petra: Opinion, máam, invitation, here, máam, that is put by hand. And, máam, to take immovable I of the note records and is very immense.
ANNE: Petra as well as vozbuzhdayushch! Exactly then 4 he! Petra, such elegant writing; therefore you can read them elegant with difficulty! You think? He can be? Even the red, here, prepares me not... "his prisutsviye" - piénselo, exact Petra! good-hearted "" it is - in chateau! "it asked" - etcet'ra, etcet'ra, "- -" ms Leonora Armf, no. of oh! Weekend in country -
PETRA: They invite to us?
ANNE: That terrible graph! Weekend in country -
PETRA: 4 have awaked!
ANNE: No., you noncPetra: The weekend in the country, presents exactly -
ANNE: Pervert entirely him.
Petra: Weekend in the country!
ANNE: Oskorblyaet.
Petra: It has been recorded.
ANNE: This that will be the woman, by them the Armfeldt fact will be!
Petra: Oh, actress?
ANNE: No., spirit necrófago! Ponadeyat can its felt of the enchantment do, but sumashedsha if it thinks, then I were so scatterbrain on the weekend in the country.
Petra: Like oskorblyayushch!
ANNE: And 4 Is to take do not have anything.
ANNE And PETRA: Weekend in country -
ANNEA [ of the invitation of the hand to Petra ]: Here! The passed place, is which 4 to ides [ there more recent ]
PETRA [ to Fredrik ]: Conjecture? Invitation!
ANNE: Conjecture? It begins with "a." "Armfeldt" - the relation to Desiree expired?
Petra: Conjecture when they ask to us, who we, goes the M.? See there, M., date. Conjecture where? Crazy Chateau, M.!
ANNE: The conjecture, also, that lies in the expectation, ustanavlivayushch of its fall, affirmative is lateral there - FREDRIK: A change in beloved, perhaps and tempo -
ANNE: Oh, No.!
FREDRIK: The weekend in the country to char to me, and the air would be fresh.
ANNE: Weekend with that woman?
FREDRIK: In country -
ANNE: In meat.
FREDRIK: I have certain question referring to his mat'yu. Petra: , it sees that it will be the question.
ANNE: Oh, lacking doubt! But by the question referring to there difficult his mat'yu the question, was his that I he itself surrounds worried would do itself.
FREDRIK And PETRA: Exactly its weekend in country -
FREDRIK: Jazmín -
ANNE: Temporary small things that have grown.
FREDRIK And PETRA: Weekend in the country.
ANNE: Go!
FREDRIK: My beloved, will say no no. to us.
ANNE simply: Oh. [ is more recent ] ANNEA [ to Charlotte ]: Weekend!
CHARLOTTE: Like same zabavlyayushch.
ANNE: Weekend!
CHARLOTTE: But also inept.
ANNE: Weekend; natural rejecting we.
CHARLOTTE: Ow of the opposite! You must approve!
ANNE: Oh, No.!
CHARLOTTE: Weekend in country -
ANNE: But he is aterrorizante!
CHARLOTTE: No., you do not understand. Weekend in charming country if it is planned. Take his plain of his, and the flower, applications no composition, in the dress of bleekheid they themselves. ASTRE grows quickly per hour and the permanent one will be destroyed to nocha go Zaterdag to be. You make weekend in the country.
ANNE: We will approve it!
CHARLOTTE: 4 that, you are the sensation that i.annea and CHARLOTTE: Weekend in country -
ANNE: Yes, only courteously that we
CHARLOTTE: Well [ is more recent ]
Carl - Magnus: He is pleasant?
CHARLOTTE: I have social detail small intriguer - Carl - Magnus: He is pleasant?
CHARLOTTE: Of the Armfeldt family of the man.
Carl - Magnus: Of the best way?
CHARLOTTE: Simply the fixed weekend, thought I he he you could amuse it you go if possible has invited yourself, this time with your drawers.
Carl - Magnus: You will not think...
CHARLOTTE: I will transmit 3 conjectures to you. Carl - Magnus: Not and...
CHARLOTTE: You will reduce to 2.
Carl - the Magnus: He cannot be...
CHARLOTTE: Nochtans. Carl - Magnus: Egerman!
CHARLOTTE: The right! The calculation is one for you Carl - Magnus:
CHARLOTTE and Carl- the Magnus: Weekend in the country, we must try it
CHARLOTTE: Since I that we wished and after they ask to us. Carl - Magnus: Weekend in the country, peace and reserved - CHARLOTTE: We will go after they disguise to us.
Carl - Magnus: Weekend in the country...
CHARLOTTE: Undesirable? They will predominate by its odd number.
Carl - Magnus: The weekend in the country, 4 is opgetogen. CHARLOTTE: Oh, my God
Carl - Magnus: And to him it must clear pleasant is like too rough. With the anniversary, their CHARLOTTE is at the moment: But - Carl - Magnus: You one goes away is enough. And weekend in country -
CHARLOTTE: It has deformido!
Carl - Magnus: The package closed my quiver and.
CHARLOTTE And Carl - Magnus: Weekend in the country -
Carl - Magnus: To close by 2,30, we go.
CHARLOTTE: We cannot.
Carl - Magnus: We!
CHARLOTTE: We no!
Carl - Magnus: I obtain the car and we will go down in the car. CHARLOTTE: Yes, I you are certainly, and continues being I in the city.
ANNE: It will surround above for suits! We will go.
CHARLOTTE: Petra: 4 I will not be! Oh well!
Carl - Magnus:
FREDRIK: My they laarzen! We will be? Complete package I has sloppy them!
ANNE: CHARLOTTE: We No.! The space in complete target of the package.
Carl - Magnus: Petra: Charlotte! Máam, the splendid news will be! CHARLOTTE: FREDRIK: I think outside. Him they assure to him entirely correct is?
Carl - Magnus: ANNEA: Charlotte! We would be rough sweepings. CHARLOTTE: FREDRIK: It will not demand shout. After this, we!
Petra: We? Charlotte!
FREDRIK: We will approve the car!
CHARLOTTE: In order to be entirely correct, after this - the 3: Champán and we bring the caviar!
EVERYTHING: They find us in our way that the most beautiful day to the weekend in the country like zabavlyayushch, charmingly koddig. Lose the weekend in the country, we our control. The weekend in the country with respect to enchants, manicured gazon. Weekend in the country, bostezos to the bar. With the pheasants and the orchards veenmollen and and makes hay, with the salesmen and farmer, who our plans place we until a that croquet of the point to the weekend in the country to the game, this way inactivates we are that one must lie down. Weekend in the country where -
HENRIK: Weekend in the country, its the low beehives, figures worldly, little important life. The comrades of the devil do not know sluzhyat them the tyuey, instructive he can are observe.
Carl - Magnus: FREDRIK: HENRIK: Charlotte! We! Weekend in the country, CHARLOTTE: Petra: In its beehives... Dumayushch I we will be? Vne.
Fredrik And ANNE: Carl - Magnus: We will approve Charlotte!
MEVR. SEGSTROM And MEVR. CHARLOTTE: FREDRIK, ANNEA, PETRA: ANDERSSEN: It needs to be, is we to that champán we brings! We? In order to shout. And caviar! We will approve the car! We MEVR. NORDSTROM, GHANA CARL - MAGNUS, CHAMPÁN ERLANSEN, To GHANA LINDTSUIST BRING: CHARLOTTE, and caviar... They find our way, FREDRIK us that most of the day, of the ANNE and the beautiful
PETRA: HENRIK: We put our plans, we are to that croquet of the point finds in the bee within the side we us we until a that... Game of Kontroliruyushch our way, its beehives the tijdinterval that stops a passage of gazon, more beautiful of otkrovennichayushch our day of occasions goes... Until a that pryachushch of the point ours yawns...
QUINTET: REST: He is spectacular! They find us in our way that the most beautiful day! EVERYTHING: With gelach we are licentious we shut up ourselves we suffered from the station in the city, that the reason will be sufficiently to the weekend and in the country like zabavlyayushch, as charmingly koddig. Lose the weekend in the country, we our control. The weekend in the country with respect to enchants, manicured gazon. Weekend in the country, bostezos to the bar. With the pheasants and the orchards veenmollen and and makes hay, with the salesmen and farmer, who our plans place we until a that croquet of the point to the weekend in the country to the game, this way inactivates we are that one must lie down. Weekend in the country for example where for example disturbado this way binnenkant we are twice twice after disturbáramos they this way binnenkant twice for example his after disturbáramos they this way binnenkant twice for example his after they disturben to us like in...
Carl - Magnus: CHARLOTTE: ANNEA, PETRA: FREDRIK: QUINTET: Charlotte, we will be weekend a! You this way after 4 bothered certainly to us twice you are you you go! Undesirable! Weekend! You wish you go? Like in Charlotte, we will be weekend a! You this way after 4 bothered certainly to us twice you are you you go! Undesirable! Weekend! You wish you go? Like in Charlotte, we will be weekend a! You this way after 4 bothered certainly to us twice you are you you go! Undesirable! Weekend! You wish you go like in Charlotte, that we the weekend to will be! For example gone disturbado and authorization, we go twice! Undesirable! Weekend! The leaves go and such as binnenkant we as weekend a! As a stay arrives twice... In like within
EVERYTHING: City!

o.0 I'm completely lost.

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Updated On: 3/7/08 at 05:12 PM

I ran the refrain (the famous part) form "Bewitched, Botyherd and Bewildered" (Lorenz Hart's brilliant lyrics form "Pal Joey) through Babelfish from English to German and back again.

Here is what Hart wrote:

I'm wild again
Beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Couldn't sleep
And wouldn't sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Lost my heart but what of it?
My mistake I agree.
he's a laugh, but I like it
because the laugh's on me.

A pill he is
But still he is
All mine and I'll keep him until he is
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered
Like me.

Here is how that came out of Babelfish:

I'm wildly again Beguiled again A simpering, whimpering child again Bewitched, bothered and bewildered at the I Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep Bewitched, bothered and bewildered at the I My heart but what does OF draw it? My mistake I agree. he's A laugh, but I like it because the laugh's on ME. A pellet he is But quietly he is universe mine and I'll keep him until he is Bewitched, bothered and bewildered Like ME.

Later, I'll try "Mr. Mistoffeles" from "Cats."

Legally Blonde Remix from English to French to Portuguese to English.

Vivienne (SPOKEN) perhaps Warner saw a blond one that jusqu to the part slept its way, but sees a woman who does not have. (SUNG) it had the habit to request for the vocês day would leave juré through vocês I did not belong, but when I am badly while that I say that I have lack, and had lack regarding vocês. They hear thus for top! I do not see no objectivo that will reach, to that is only if not funny and it does not run. It proved it that shows each one now to me that can make, and seems great in blue dark. They return in the game, (Oooh) behind on the case, (Oooh) launch a good blow of eye to my face. (Oooh) I am not an imbecile, (Oooh) and generally, (Oooh) me not Obligation (not never known it to the Obligation) But I see one to have the first paper! (Of Shah ' of Ooh) it is my new MUSE, (of Shah ' of Ooh) has the best shoes of friggin. (Of Shah ' of Ooh. Oooh) Vivienne and together: e lit a fuse, thus disappears end of support of exposition ' that has, legally blond.' Yes it lit a fuse, thus disappear end of exposition support ' that has, legally... ': (SPOKEN) sorry Vivenne, I still lead never to that. Paulette: It (SPOKEN), honey, is in the supplying cabinet! : (SPOKEN)I knows! It said that I still do not lead never To that... I take THIS! (SUNG) behind in the game, (yes) another time to the test, (yes) but I go behind my model (back in its model) of raparigas I am a fact, (yes) When it is attacked, (yes) It got to answer! (gotten, to the gotten one, to the gotten one, gotten to answer) they deliver my dog, (the dog) they deliver my bag, (the bag) e this American flag! (to trust of being American) Nobody does not kiss, (not) person who has, (that) Legally Blond! Set: They get on your feet the "cause only it is legally blond, taking the cause to the street ' is legally blond, are no reform there when they are legally blond! Yea! They do not have fear legally to be blond! Maman of it is joined it shes of cuz of parade: to look at (spoken) of honey, efectua a parade! : maman (spoken) and Pope? Maman of it: (spoken) they get an image! Man: (sung) exactamente more than cuz of piece is Joint: (sung) legally blond! Man: each one (spoken) cheese of word! Maman: not (spoken)! of blond word legally! All: (spoken) legally blond! of cuz of shes blond (sung) legally! of cuz of shes blond legally! of cuz of shes blond legally! Raparigas de Nuas de Delta: Omigod (spoken), IT! : the Greek choir (spoken) mercis, but I today does not have necessity of voices in my head! Raparigas de Nuas de Delta: honey (spoken), its U.S.A., raparigas of the Naked delta! we (sung) they had come to legally see our president to be blond! Set: (sung) it got you a right of being legally blond! it got to fight legally to be blond! Kyle: Paulette (spoken), ive got another package. Paulette: mercis (spoken), Kyle B. The ' Boyle. Hé, which the B represents? Kyle: Brendan (spoken) (long musical cut) together: (sung) behind in the behind game in the Brooke cut: (sung) they get to outta of hell the way! Mr. is dispatches by post the fire! Callahan: what (spoken)? Brooke: conjectura (sung) that I rented? Callahan: who (spoken)? Brooke: (sung) to imagine itself that it got LEGALLY of being BLOND! Set: (periods sung) (several) legally blond ouais OH!

Over the Rainbow in NetSpeak

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