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#1

Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/15/05 at 10:13pm

So, here's how it works. Find a free language translater on the internet. Cut and paste the lyrics from a song, then translate it from english to another language. Cut and paste the translation, and translate it back to english with a different translater. Hilarity always ensues.

Here's the Wizard and I, translated from English to French to English. Enjoy

"To does that really just arrives? Have-t-I understand some does? This strange whim that I tried to eliminate or hide Is a talent that Could Help meets me the Sorcerer If I do good
If I good fact:

When I meet the Sorcerer once I prove my value And then I meet the Sorcerer That I awaited since: since the birth! And with all his wisdom of Sorcerer By my looks, it will not be blinded Does you thinks
that the Sorcerer is mute? Or, as Munchkins, therefore petty? No! It will be said me, « I that sees are for you truly - A girl on that I can count! » And that is how we will begin The Sorcerer and I:

Once I am with the Sorcerer that My entire life will change « Cuz once you are with the Difficult person thinks that you are strange! No father is not to trust
you, No sister acts shameful And all Ounce must like you When by the Sorcerer acclaimed you And this gift - or this malédiction - I have at the interior Maybe at
last, I will know why When we are hands and hands - The Sorcerer and I!

And a day, it will be said me, « Elphaba, A girl that is so superior Would Have a girl that is not so good in HAS a to equal exterior? And since the people here to
an absurd degree Seem fixed on your green-of-gray Fact it goes very well by you If I it of greenify you? »

And well that of course That is not important to me « well, why not? » I will reply Oh, this that a pair we will be The Sorcerer and I: Yes, this that a pair we
will be The Sorcerer and:

Limitless My future is limitless And I have just had a vision Almost as a prophecy that I know - it seems truly crazy And true, the vision brumeuse But I swear, a
day there will be A celébration through the ounce That Is all to do with me!

And I will hold myself over there with the Sorcerer Feeling of the the I did not never feel And well that I would not show it never I will be so happy, I could
melt! And therefore this will be For the remainder of my life And I will not want anything else until I die Held in such high esteem When the people see me, they
will scream For the half of team of the ounce: The Sorcerer And I! "
"It's not a problem, it's just a challenge, it's a challenge, to resist temptation."
#2

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/15/05 at 10:18pm

*silently nods head back and forth* i don't understand how things like this ceise (sp?) to amaze me...
Kristin Chenoweth could barely control a Great Dane she trotted onto the stage. "Great, they gave me a dog that weighs five times what I do", she quipped. For the record, she weighs 93 pounds, and has a Maltese.

Updated On: 7/15/05 at 10:18 PM

#3

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 12:39pm

Do not say to me not to live just to sit, and Putter, sweets of the life and the sun a ball (ball) of the butter.
Do not bring around a cloud to rain on my parade.
Do not say to me not to fly - I have simply come in addition.
If somebody takes an accident, It is I and not you.

---

Don't rain on my parade, english to dutch, dutch back to english~
"Needless to say the crew is well acquainted with my ass and that's ok because they are the coolest guys ever." - Idina Menzel
#4

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 12:52pm

It's even funnier if you translate it through two language, for instance English to French, French to German, German to English. I did it with The Ballad of Csolgosz and got this:

[ BALLADEER ] Czolgosz, the man of function, carried in the medium in Michigan, awoke with a thought and far it ran to American exposure in Bueffel, in Bueffel. The saw of suddenly, as things run were left, said, "time, are ein-zu wastes nineteen-one to him. Some men do not have all of it and some-of have no, therefore you increase and shine you them the USA. They can work your manner with the terminus!",

[ Of ACCOMPANIMENT ] particular line, ladies and Messrs. draw forms here, to meet the president of the United States. The single line, to agitate hands with president William McKinley.

[ BALLADEER ] Czolgosz, calm man, worked out a calm and simple plan, one morning of all spick and overpressure geschlendert, concerning the handle of the music by the test of the light to American exposure in Bueffel, in Bueffel. Invoice of McKinley saw there in the sun. * to belong to say RechnungsMcKinley, "people, recreation! Some men do not have all of it and some-of have no, but that is precisely fine: the USA. They can work your manner with the terminus!",

[ MASS ] a large invoice gave -!

[ BALLADEER ] - ' to EM Thrill. *

[ MASS ] large to hope -!

[ BALLADEER ] - to sell ' EM one to count.

[ ] a large invoice -!

[ BALLADEER ] - of Who' D wish with MASS among the man of the setting with dead A of the benevolence like -? [

MASS ] large invoice!

[ FAIRGOER # 1 ] not astonishing sight of president? So more the and rich one!

[ FAIRGOER ] do you know # 2, that its plate of favourite is? It was in more paer. Beef and veal.

[ FAIRGOER # ] I am declared to 3 that in its time of replacement, it enjoys to gather coins!

[ BALLADEER ] Czolgosz, opposed man, said, "I make, which poor fellow A can. * yes and nowhere to attach more that the handle von of the music by the test of the light enters the well of abundance and the court von of Lilies year large American to expose in Bueffel, in Bueffel. He rolled up a handkerchief "with the entour its rifle, said," false worms ' by lesquel I are carried out. Some men do not have of it all and some-of have no which is with an intention. The idea was not only however, a well well, and it is the sign: The USA. They your statement, can you can have engage you objective and the day, were given to seize you to it freedom aiming to work in your manner to the terminus to the terminus!"



Heeheeheehee.
#5

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 12:57pm

A ray of lights will enough be obliged to see where you go.
A bad virage will be obliged to lose your way enough.
A choice is all must do you.
A faith ounce could save the day.

I believe that I came to know you for a reason.
I believe that the things that you said will realize themselves.
I believe That with you in my life I will do it.
I believe in you.

A bad choice do not must mean that this be by over.
A bad day an only means there is works to do.
A night is sometimes all it takes to realize a thing is true.

-- Part of Altar Boyz's "I Believe" from English-French-English. Some of it actually came back with the original lyrics...



To forgive me. Everyone is it over there? Because if everyone over there, I want to thank you all to come to the marriage. I would appreciate your avenue even more. I mean that you must have a lot of better things to do- and not a word of him to Paul. Recall Paul? You know: the man I will marry, but I am not, because I would not ruin anyone as wonderful as it is, but I thank you all for the gifts and the flowers. You to thank all, now it is rear to the soak. Not to say Paul, but I do not obtain married today.

--Part of "Getting Married Today," from Company. This one made me laugh endlessly... "Recall Paul?"

EDIT: Lamintingenvelope, that is HILLARIOUS. Also, I forgot to mention that "Getting Married Today" is also English-French-English.



Updated On: 7/16/05 at 12:57 PM

#6

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 12:59pm

English to german to english!

Excerpt of "Roosevelt Petrucius Coleslaw" from Caroline Or Change


"miracle woman! Diana! Princess of the Amazons! Magic lariat, golden tiara, BALL-SAFE Bracelets, lippenstift and lash india ink! More strongly than everyone, six times so prettily, a Adlerbuestenhalter with a WING ON EACH TITTY! Wing on everyone titty! Wing on everyone titty! Tittytittytittytittytittytittytittytitty!"



Real Version:
"Wonder Woman! Diana! Princess of the Amazons! Magical lariat, golden tiara, bulletproof bracelets, lipstick and mascara! Stronger than anyone, six times as pretty, an eagle brassiere with a WING ON EACH TITTY! Wing on each titty! Wing on each titty! Tittytittytittytittytittytittytittytitty!"
"It's like children's theatre for 40-year old gay people!" - XANADU THE MUSICAL
#7

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 1:03pm

lol... so funny.

my favourite of all time is "Suddenly Seymour" from little shop of horrors:

The elevator in top your head
Washes of your mascara
Here, take my Kleenex
Wipes this pencil this far
Spectacle me your face
Cleans as in the morning
I know that the things were bad
But now they are good

Sudden Seymour
is anxious itself side of you need not
Yourself no make-up
do not must pretend
Sudden Seymour
will have obliged you
to furnish here comprehension
Seymour Soft your friend

[AUDREY]
Person never did not
Treat me kindly
the Dad leaves the first
Mom was poor
that I would meet a man and
I would follow it aveuglément
It would slam his touches Me,
I would say « sure »

Sudden Seymour
is anxious itself side of me
It does not give me The order
does not condescend
Sudden Seymour
will have obliged me
to furnish here comprehension
Seymour Soft my friend

[SEYMOUR]
Is said me that this sensation
lasts until Is said me forever
that the bad times are clean washed far

[AUDREY] understands please
that this always is Etrange and frightnin
» For the losers as I was this
is so hard to say

Sudden Seymour

[SEYMOUR] Sudden Seymour
It purified me
It purified you
[AUDREY] Sudden Seymour
showed me I can
[SEYMOUR] Sudden Seymour showed you can yourself

[THE TWO] To Learn to be more
The girl that is in me (you)
With the soft comprehension

Seymour my man!
"It's not a problem, it's just a challenge, it's a challenge, to resist temptation."
#8

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 1:06pm

When I meet the Sorcerer once I prove my value
Or, as Munchkins, therefore petty?

Heh!


This is the song Carrie from the show, well, Carrie. It is really funny ("strangenessess")I'm not sure where the 4 came from (Eng-Russian-Eng):

ENGLISH

That's not my name! Doesn't anybody ever get it right? Carrie Why don't they remember that I'm Carrie White? Carrie Is it any harder to say than Goddamn toad and crazy and weirdo and dumb bitch and Doesn't anybody think that I can hear? I hear! ' Specially when I got it screamin in my ear! I hear! When did everybody decide I'm the one who's the flop? If I Had One Wish, God I wish they'd stop... I wish they'd stop How I wish they'd stop... I will not cry... I'm ok. I've tried so hard to play they're way.

Why do they find it so hard to say "Carrie." Why do they always treat Me so bad? They all know my name. Its Carrie. I don't know why they all get so mad Its always the same... What's going on, deep in Me? There's someone new where I used to be... One of these days they're gonna see... Carrie! Sometimes their hatred is out of control God! How they hurt Me! Mama says sufferin is good for the soul But they hurt Me, they hurt Me! and if I could I'd bring them all Down to their knees I'd make them sorry forever for teasing Carrie Carrie Carrie Carrie!

I wish I were blessed with someone... Who's not like the rest. I'd close my eyes and suddenly he'd be there Handsome and wise and probably a prince who could dance on air and he'd ask em out every night. I'd say... "All right!" After a while, he'd ask Me to wear his ring Mama would smile, and give us her blessing for everything and the world would see this is love and then everyone would be jealous of Carrie!

Then all those people who scream night and day "Poor prayin ' Carrie!" They'd see Me with him, and the might even say "Hey look its Carrie!" "Its Carrie..." "Its Carrie!" Then finally, I'd hear those words Sounding so sweet! Thousands of voices forever repeating Carrie! Carrie! Carrie! I am the sound of distant thunder! The color of flame! I'm Carrie! I am the song of endless wonder that no one will claim! But someday... Oh my someday! Someone will know my name!!!

ENGLISH AGAIN

This is not my name! Any is not sometimes understood this correctly? Kerri, why they do not remember that 4 - Kerri the isle of wight? Kerri iz this somewhat heavier in order to say than cursed toad and mad and man with the strangenesses and mute of bough and perhaps any do not think that I can hear? I hear! ' especially, when I obtained this screamin in my ear! I hear! When each did decide, that 4 - the one who - failure? If I had one desire, god, I desire, that they would stop... I I desire so that they would stop how I desire so that they would stop... 4 by not I will shout... 4 in the order. 4 thus tried to play, they - way.

Why they make they find that this just as with difficulty tells "kerri". Why they do always examine me so badly? They everyone knows my name. Its Kerri. 4 I do not know, why they everyone becomes so reckless always the same... What does continue, deeply in me? There is who - that new, where I had a habit to be... Recently they are collected to see... Kerri! Sometimes their hatred - uncontrollable god! As they will traumatize me! Mom says that sufferin is good for the soul, but they will traumatize me, they will traumatize me! And if I could 4 be to bring to them all downward their elbows, I would make them it's a pity forever relative to napping Kerri Of kerri Of kerri Of kerri!

To me it is it's a pity, that 4 I do not bless with whom - that... Who does not resemble on the rest. I would shut my eyes, and suddenly it will be there beautiful and wise and probably the prince, who could dance in air, and it will ask their each night. I would say... "it is good!" After a certain time, it would ask so that I would be worn out, its annular mom will smile, and he will give to us, her blessings for in all and peace it would see that this - love, and then each it would be jealous to Kerri!

Then all those people, which shout night and day "poor prayin ' To kerri!" They would see me with it, and energy even say "31 views of its Kerri!" "its Kerri..." "its Kerri!" Then finally, I would hear those words, which are seemed such sweet! Thousand it is vocal, forever repeating Kerri! Kerri! Kerri! 4 - sound of the distant thunder! Color of flame! 4 - Kerri! 4 - song of infinite surprise, which no one not will require! But sometimes... On my sometimes! Who - that will know my name!!!

Mama Korey

The Beauty Is: Kelli O'Hara Online

Updated On: 7/16/05 at 01:06 PM

#9

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 1:08pm

Okay, "The Ladies Who Lunch" (also from Company), from English to French back to English...

Is here to the ladies that to eat -everyone laughs.
Lounging in their caftans
And the planning of a brunch, on them clean leaves.
Of the gymnase, Then to an installation,
Claiming they are big.
And appear threatening,
Because they sat
To Choose a hat.
Does-quelqu' a the wear calms a hat?
I that will drink.

And is here to the girls that play intelligent
-they Are not a gas?
Dispatch to their classes In the art view,
Wishing that it would pass.
Another day that exhausts long,
Again thousand dollars,
A morning, a piece To Get drunk,
Maybe a piece of Mahler.
I that will drink.
And the one for Mahler!

And is here to the girls that play the woman -they Are not too?
The house but to seize keeping A LIFE copy,
Just to keep in communication.
The a that follows the rules,
And to meet at the schools,
Too occupied to know that they are idiots.
They are not a gem?
I will drink for them!
Do we leave all drink to them!

And is here to the girls that looks at just
-They Are not the better one?
When they obtain depressed, this is a bottle of Scotch,
More a small joke.
Another chance to disapprove of,
Another brilliant zinger,
Another reason for not to move itself,
Another aguillon of vodka.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
I that will drink.

Therefore is here to the girls on the avenue
-everyone tries.
The look in their eyes,
And you will see that they know: everyone dies.
A roasted bread to this invincible package,
The dinosaurs survivor creak.
The let us hear for the ladies
that to eat -everyone rises!
Ascension! Ascension! Ascension! Ascension! Ascension! Ascension! Ascension! Ascension! Ascension!


This is too fun.
#10

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 1:18pm

Because I couldn't help myself - the end of Defying Gravity:

(English - Greek - French - Russian - German - English)

In such way, if you employ me to find see yourselves western sky! Considering, which someone said me recently: "(stands) everyone costs the probability, so that it flew! "and if I throw so '?? at least, I steal freely thereby who from ' D the area, I take the letter in the back with them, I legend, how I provoke weight, thus I the high weight of the call (citation) threw and fast I to them also in the Reputation and nothing any RAM selected will be, someone exist the Zauberer that or he existed, always gonna it
Mama Korey

The Beauty Is: Kelli O'Hara Online

#11

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 1:45pm

lol, great thenardier! By the way, I find your icon quite amusing. It reminds me of when you break up with a guy, and you cut him out of all the photos of you together (or maybe that's just something that I do, hehe). I love how you can still see Taye's arm around Idina, but he has been cut out.

lol

jera
"It's not a problem, it's just a challenge, it's a challenge, to resist temptation."
#13

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 2:00pm

I like this game. Here's "Perky Little Porn Star" from Naked Boys Singing English to French and back again.


I am a small porn star jaunty of Skokie, Illinois. My mother not as my work to all. If I must go to work, Sexuality an advantage. But she says it is just as extreme as I could fall. Me I am a jewish boy in but the pleasant party went and dead on the first day that I showed myself on the series. I could hear to scream it rabbi causes I did that I dreamed since the day that I saw that the etiquette Hunter soaking wet. When your bottom is suburbs and healthy and Deanna Durbin and the subject of your pénis are taboos. It really is a passion well that to the monkey with your godemiché and left the world watch you while you screw on. I am a small porn star jaunty of Skokie Illinois. I cannot believe that it arrives me. The guys are jealous of the sex With Ryan Jeff and of Rex. I obtain to live a game as a fantasy. But to try to say an old grouch that you like to push the caramel in with two guys or three or four. It will call you abberant of hérétique sinner. Your patient. Blow the chauffuer, not a boy on Yom Kippur. If I turn a film on (?) this is in my mouth and tucas A sudden jailissement of family shame attached. I continue to give the head and pretends that mom is dead and my conscience and my sphincter can relax. I am a small porn star jaunty of Skokie Illinois. I do not do completely a murder reverses the semence. But money rather good and also a long time as I obtain from wood I can have the small comfort as I need. Sees? Depend on proportion of schtupping to the fellation And of this that I will do and that it will be done me. I know that I really obtained « em if I say that I will surpass or will be founded. The profit comes from variety. There is a part of me that is guilty but if my star is constructed it does to moan me (?) or the cry and solid and begs. To fascinated the film obtains does, I obtain paid and obtaining put. And its family jewels are bigger than my leg. Wheee. I am a small porn star jaunty of Skokie Illinois. I obtained some films of awsome to rent you. That can be my legs. The big no interim life for me. And I guess this means that I cannot be the president. Sp my perspectives can seem deserted. You can see me as an aberration. But I did it and I will accept the consequences. I guess I needed to rebel the cause my life to was at the house the hell. But I like it and I did it. Pretty soon I will obtain a
cut when they begin selling the rubber version skillful of my end. And when my posterior descends for the posterity. They cannot say that it is inferior because it chose to discover it. It is a small porn star jaunty of Skokie, of Skokie Illinois. I am a small porn star jaunty of Skokie Illinois.

Updated On: 7/16/05 at 02:00 PM

#14

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 2:18pm

"On My Own" just because everyone knows the original lyrics.
from English to Greek and back to English:

EPONINE
And now I am all alone again
Nowhere in order to goes no one it turns,
It did not want your Sir of money
Came out here coz I had the obligation
And now the night is neighbour
Now I can make him consider here.
Sometimes I walk only the night
When each one differently sleeps
I then think and am eytyhi's
With the enterprise I keep
The city goes to the bed
And can live in in my head.
From mine
Prospome'nos his apart from with
All alone, I walk with up to the morning
Without
I feel his arms round with
And when I lose my way I my near eyes
And with it has found
In the rain the pavement shines as silver
All Fotis it is misty in the river
In the dark, the trees of are complete starlight
And all I see I am always this and i for and for
always
And know that it is only in my brain
That I speak in with and no in
And even if I know that he is blind
Still I say, there a way for us
Him I love
But when the night finishes
Him they go, a river of river precisely
Without the world round with changes
The trees are naked and everywhere
The roads of are complete foreigners
Him I love
But each day I learn
All my life I have only pretended
Without with his world will continue
World this complete the happiness
That I do not know never!
Him I love
Him I love
Him I love
But only from mine.
#15

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 2:31pm

Chorus of Master of the House:

English - Portuguese - French - Dutch - English

The master of the house rapidly for defreiner consonance eye never does not want a guide not passing to does not use to the poor oberkelner who must become large, to the philosopher, and at the moment of long of living accompagnatrice todos broad bean comforted but, all chaperone above kills their trunks to slow down, Jesus! Not - skin of I you to the leg!
Mama Korey

The Beauty Is: Kelli O'Hara Online

#17

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 5:35pm

English to French, then back to English. :)

Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd. Its face was pale and its eye was odd. It shaved the faces of the Messrs who never then were heard still speak. With fact Sweeney Todd: the hairdresser of demon of the street of fleet.

English - Italian - English

Popular. Been going to be popular. I will teach the stratagems adapts to you to you when communicated with small boys, senses flirt and flounce. I will show you that ice-skates to carry, like repairing your hats, all that really you count for being popular - I will help them to being popular. You will hang with the groups of right, will be good to the sports, know the slang that have.got to know! Therefore we begin, because have got a sense a lot along going...

Updated On: 7/16/05 at 05:35 PM

#18

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 5:48pm

Curtesy of http://rinkworks.com/dialect/ ... not exactly a translation but.. It's Assassins sung by a Sweedish chef...

[PROPRIETOR] Hey, gung, Luuk vhu's here-a. Zeere's oooor Peeuneer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Hey, cheeeff. Luoond und cleer:

[BOOTH] Iferybudy's Gut zee reeght Tu be-a heppy. Bork bork bork! Sey, 'Enuoogh!' It's nut es tuoogh Es it seems. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Dun't be-a scered Yuoo vun't prefeeel, Iferybudy's Free-a tu feeel, Nu oone-a cun be-a poot in jeeel Fur zeeur dreems. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Free-a cuoontry-!

[PROPRIETOR] -Meuns yuoor dreems cun cume-a trooe-a:

[BOOTH] Be-a a schuler-

[PROPRIETOR] Meke-a a duller-

[BOOTH, PROPRIETOR] Free-a cuoontry-!

[BOOTH] -Meuns zeey'll leestee tu yuoo:

[PROPRIETOR] Screem und huller-

[BOOTH] Greb 'em by zee culler!

[BOOTH, PROPRIETOR] Free-a cuoontry-!

[BOOTH] -Meuns yuoo dunt hefe-a tu seet-

[PROPRIETOR] Thet's it!

[BOOTH] -Und poot up veet zee sheet. Um de hur de hur de hur.

[ESSESSINS] Iferybudy's Gut zee reeght Tu sume-a soon sheene-a-

[BOOTH] Iferybudy. Bork bork bork!..

[ESSESSINS] Nut zee soon Boot meybe-a oone-a Ooff its beems. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Oone-a ooff its beems. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

[ELL] Reech mun, puur mun Bleck oor vheete-a, peeck yuoor epple-a, Teke-a a beete-a, Iferybudy Joost huld teeght Tu yuoor dreems. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Iferybudy's Gut zee reeght Tu zeeur dreems. Um gesh dee bork, bork!..

I get lost, unless, of course, I'm getting found.
#19

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 6:35pm

Here I Am
(Eng-->Dutch-->Eng)
Will ya look at that coffered ceiling, the Look at that chandelier. Me excuse feel, but how I, AM a hundred-proof. I would be able to raise the roof. I am being so happy here. I am kind been Mommy and Dad, the
Kind of in a turn movement since Cincinatti to miss. The morning flight, a majoyr boring person, But they open the house door And zoot alors- Here then I am!

The gentleman know that I the wish And the resources, But Mommy and the Father had, held said by "Hold your horses Fast". I council will, that poies- Pardom me men
cannot wait, but They have the gate leave that I would be able to be late, but Here I am!

Ah, De away will, notwithstanding that me, French De way want to be Compete" is am, to say "Drawer French So here I, Beaumont Sur Mer, a Large two weeks on the
Riviera. When I single dream, wake Please not me. Rent the summer sunbathe And Breezes take me. Excuse me when I jejeune appear, I promise I will find my crack
cherry swift

Only everywhere I look Is It as if a scene of a book. Open the book and Here I am!

I mean that De air French is, am That chair French This beautiful sincere sancerre is French De heavens are French De cakes are French That fellows are French
These deep-fry be French! Forgive me when I of the handle Fly, No place can otherwise on earth a candle hold

As Venuses Vidi Vici, men Rent Us dare him, You rustle ici, men!

The Excusez-moi When I I stain, rent my Your n' sais qoi out. I am screaming sad buy

CHRISTINE/ENSEMBLE Here am I! The way to be, to me, is is Farrow soak French The way to say "Drawer Vie"
French So here I am, Beaumont Sur Mer, a two on the River-a. If I' m only dreaming Please don' t watch me.
Loan the summer sun And Breezes task me. Excuse me if I seem jejeune, I promise I' ll find my marbles soon

But everywhere I closed It's dab of a scene from a book. Open the book and Here I am!

I mean The air is is is French That chair French This nice sincere sancerre French The skies are French The
pee are French Those guys are French Thesis frisian are French! Pardon me if I Fly level the handle, No place
else on earth Can hold a candle

So, Venuses Vidi Vici, folks Let's face it, You rustle ici, folks!

Excusez-moi If i mock I' m letting my Your n' sais qoi out. I' m sorry to shout buy

CHRISTINE/ENSEMBLE Here I am!



*********************

Defying Gravity
(Eng-->Portuguese-->Eng)
GLINDA (spoken) Elphaba - by that did not be able to remained tranquil by a time, instead of flying outside the wing! (It sung) I expect are him happy! I expect they are him happy now I expect are him happy as Injures their cause eternally I expect think him that you are cunning!

ELPHABA that Myself expect are happy I expect are him happy, too I expect are him proud as would drag itself in submission feed the own ambition

BOTH Then although I cannot imagine as I expect are him happy right now

GLINDA (spoken) Elphie, listening me. Only say that feel very: (sung) You still can be with the Feiticeiro what did you work and expected for You can have all
you never wanted:

ELPHABA (spoken) I know: (sung) But I do not want - Not - I cannot want More:

The somewhat it moved inside me Somewhat is not the even I am for with I play by the rules Of game of another one person late too for second-guess afternoon too
come back for sleep is time of trusted in my instincts Nearby the my eyes: and jump!

It is time of try Challenging gravity that I think that I will try Challenging gravity AND you cannot haul me for bass!

GLINDA does Not Be able to I do understand him? Have mania of greatness:

ELPHABA that Myself am for accept limits 'Cuz that someone says that they are then Some things I cannot move But to I try, I never will know! Too long I had
fear of Lose master I guess I lost Well, if that is love comes in very too high a cost! I more early would buy to Challenge Kiss of gravity me good-bye I
challenge gravity AND you cannot haul me below: (spoken) Glinda - comes with me. Think of him that we be able to do: joined.

(it sung) Unlimited Joined we are unlimited Joined we will be the biggest teams never to have been Glinda - Dreams, the environment that we plan 'in

GLINDA Itself we work in tandem:

BOTH there Is not no fight we do not be able to earn Fair you and I Challenging gravity With you and With I Challenging gravity

ELPHABA They never will lower! (It spoken) Well? You come?

GLINDA that Myself expect are happy Now that choose this

ELPHABA (spoken) You too (sung) I expect brings-read happiness

BOTH I really I expect him myself AND you not whine-read I expect are him happy in the end that I expect are him happy, my friend:

ELPHABASo are going to be found Look me to the western heaven! As someone counted me lately: "Ev' ryone deserves the possibility fly!" And itself alone flight to
the least I fly freely TO those that would land Take me some back of message of me Count-The as I Challenge gravity I fly to Challenge high gravity AND soon I will
combine them in fame AND nobody in all No Feiticeiro of Oz that there is neither was is never gonna lowers-me!

GLINDA that Myself expect are happy!

THE CITIZENS OF Look of OZ in him, in her is bad! Receive-to!

ELPHABA: Lowers-Me!

THE CITIZENS OF OZ nobody whines the bad Then we receive bring-read

ELPHABA Ahhh!

THE CITIZENS OF OZ for bass!
#20

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 6:37pm

Damn this is addicting! I was laughing out loud at the Defying Gravity one


Pandemonium
(Eng-->French-->Eng)

MR. PANCH (spoken) please the charm telephone

SPELLERS (spoken) That! The telephone? !, Etc.

ECAILLER My oh my

THE FRAGMENT, THE OLIVE That the word if moron

LOGAINNE I could cry I want words as lame

MR. PANCH (spoken) MR. Coneybear

THE LEAF Simplifies I feel supersonique

MR. PANCH (spoken) the Charm hospital

SPELLERS (spoken) Aw,! What?, etc.

MARCY That Is why I mistaken this game

THE LEAF (overlapping Marcy, spoken) H-o-s-p-i-t-a-l. Hospital

MR. PANCH (spoken) That is correct. MR. Tolentino:

The Life of SPELLERS OF BOY Life did at random and unfair that the east Racket

MR. PANCH (spoken) the Staphylocoque.

ECAILLER (spoken) Awwww!

SPELLERS That Is the reason that we despair

FRAGMENT Life is Racket

LEAF Life is Racket

FRAGMENT Life is Racket

The Life of WILLIAM is Racket

MR. PANCH (spoken) the Broccoli.

THE LEAF I knew this word

The olive I knew this word

WILLIAM I knew this word

SPELLERS God damnit!

ECAILLER this is such a calamity

SPELLERS Where we must begin? The better spellers

ECAILLER Not necessarily to win

SPELLERS (overlapping the Fragment) Life is Racket Life is Racket

MARCY Regulated your views that I am on a mission

MR. PANCH (spoken) the Blow Park missed: Antediluvian.

LOGAINNE have Us rights (spoken) let us have Us rights! (sang) That Is why we complain

MR. PANCH (spoken) MR. Barfee: the Bad Breath

WILLIAM To Condemn life bites But I like the competition

MR. PANCH (spoken) MISS Ostrovsky: Schématique

The olive In these lies can you feel our pain?

MR. PANCH (spoken) Someone writes the fatty chalk

SPELLERS (spoken) the Fatty Chalk?

The Life of MITCH Life did at random and unfair that the east Racket

SPELLERS That Is the reason that we despair

FRAGMENT Life is Racket

The Life of MITCH is Racket

FRAGMENT Life is Racket

WILLAIM (spoken) Life is Racket!

MR. PANCH (spoken) the Dinosaur.

ECAILLER I knew this word

SPELLERS OF GIRL I knew this word

ECAILLER I knew this word

SPELLERS God damnit! This is such a calamity Where would have we begin? The better spellers

ECAILLER Not necessarily They to win not They wins not They wins does not win

SPELLERS (overlapping the Fragment) Life is Racket Life is Racket

Non ECAILLER they do not do

The Life of SPELLERS is done at random and unfair

FRAGMENT Life is Racket Yes this is Oh yes this is

SPELLERS (overlapping the Fragment) Life is Racket Life is Racket Life is Racket Life is Racket Life is Racket Life is Racket Life is Racket

ECAILLER Yes this is!

ALL Ouais!



HAHAHHAA Life is racket!!!

Updated On: 7/16/05 at 06:37 PM

#21

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 7:36pm

English - Dutch
Dutch - French
French - Portuguese
Portugues - English

There Are Worse Things I Could Do

it has bad more the things could make me that with a two youngster they go or even so the neighborhood thinks me either trashy and it does not assume none well where could be but it has bad more the things has could make me me has been able already with kerelsglimlach n they to flirter and my press of eye beats when against them we make we think it it ours we find then a possibility it we refuse so that a thing I' d to never see to make the dances I could not remain for the house each night I wait Mr. right volume each round day the cold chuveiros and throwing my life on dream that could about one wounding as me rancor or jaloersheid that me not - the grain stalk e I do not find me but I can feel and I can cry out the fact I have that I never did not arrive you but to cry out for only vocês the worst thing will bet could me make
#22

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 7:37pm

lol... " I promise I will find my crack
cherry swift"

that sounds so wrong.
jera
"It's not a problem, it's just a challenge, it's a challenge, to resist temptation."
#23

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 7:54pm

An' when ah meet th' wizard, mah WHOLE life will change! On account o' once yer wif th' wizard, no one reckons yer peekoolyar! Fry mah hide!

"And when I meet the wizard, my whole life will change, cuz once you're with the wizard no one thinks your strange" to redneck!
"Needless to say the crew is well acquainted with my ass and that's ok because they are the coolest guys ever." - Idina Menzel
#24

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 7/16/05 at 8:24pm

This is so FUN! Here is The Phantom of the Opera set in Ireland!

AUCTIONEER Sold. Cor blimey guv! Yor number, right, sir, then? Thank yer. Lot 663, ffen, ladies and gentlemen: a poster for this 'ouse's production of "Hannibal" by Chalumeau.

PORTER Showin' 'ere.

AUCTIONEER Do I 'ave ten francs, isit?Five then. Five I'm bid. Six, seven. Against yer, sir, seven. Eight. Eight once. Cor blimey guv! Sellin' twice. Sold, right, to Raoul, Vicomte de Chagny. Lot 664: a wooden pistol and free 'uman skulls from the 1831 production of "Robert le Diable" by Meyerbeer. Ten francs for this. Ten, thank yer. Ten francs still. Fifteen, thank yer, right, sir Fifteen I'm bid. Gahn at fifteen. Yor number, sir? 665, right, ladies and gentlemen: a papier-mache musical box, in the bloody shape of a barrel-organ. Attached, right, the chuffin' figure of a monkey in Persian robes messing the cymbals. This item, discovered in the bloomin' vaults of the chuffin' ffeatre, still in workin' order.

PORTER (holdin' it up) Showin' 'ere. (He sets it in motion)

AUCTIONEER Me I start at twenty francs, then, eh, mate? Fifteen, ffen, isit? Fifteen I'm bloody well bid. (the biddin' continues. RAOUL. eventually buys the box for firty francs) Sold, for firty francs ter the Vicomte de Chagny. Thank yer, sir. (The box is 'anded across ter RAOUL. He studies it, as attention focuses on 'im for a mument)

RAOUL (quietly, right, half ter himself, half ter the box) A collector's piece indeed , init?. . evry detail exactly as she said . . . She often spoke of yer, my mate .... Yor velvet linin', and yor figurine of lead... Will yer still play, wen all the rest of us are dead?
(Attention returns ter the bleedin' AUCTIONEER, right, as 'e resumes)

AUCTIONEER Lot 666, ffen: a chandelier in pieces. Some of yer may recall the bloomin' strange affair of the Phantom of the bloody Opera: a mestery never fully explained. We are told ladies and gentlemen, that this is the bloomin' right chandelier wich figures in the famous disaster. Us workshops 'ave restored it and fitted up parts of it wiv wirin' for the new electric light, so that we may cop a hint of wot it may 'ave a look like wen re- assembled. Peraps we may frighten oray the chuffin' ghost of so many years ago wiv a wee illumination, gentlemen?
As someone told me lately: "Ev'ryone deserves the chance to fly!"... He's there, the Phantom of the Opera!... I dreamed a dream in time gone bye... This is the moment! My final test!... PS. Couldn't choose just one :-)

Updated On: 7/16/05 at 08:24 PM

#25

re: Funny Translated Broadway Lyrics

Posted: 3/7/08 at 6:57am

Heck, we don't even need a machine to translate some of Sunday in the Park with George to Elmer Fudd-ese:

Wed wed wed wed
Wed wed owwange
Wed wed owwange
Owwange pick up bwue
Pick up wed
Pick up owwange
Fwom the bwue-gween bwue-gween
Bwue-gween ciwwcuw
On the viowwet diagonaw
Di-ag-ag-ag-ag-ag-o-naw-naw
Yewwow comma yewwow comma...

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