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Funny little exchange at Sweeney Todd the other day...

I think you all will enjoy this.

Before the show began, a group of three "theater ladies" of a certain age was sitting chatting in front of me, and I couldn't help but overhear their conversation.

Woman 1: "Didn't we see a show here once before?"
Woman 2: "Yes we did. The one with the naked baseball players. What was that called?"
Woman 1: "I don't remember the name, but I remember the naked baseball players."
Woman 3: "Oh I remember the title. It was Take it Off."
Woman 1: "That's right. You've got a good memory, you know that."

They were so sincere, that I didn't have the heart to inform them that the show was Take Me Out, and that it played a completely different theater.
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re: Funny little exchange at Sweeney Todd the other day...

Hehe...that's like when I saw Ragtime at Paper Mill, and enjoyed overhearing a lovely conversation between some old women behind me about Broadway shows they're thinking of seeing, and one highly recommended the show that one the Tony this year, "Slamalot."
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
#5

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Haha. I was sitting next to two older women who had apparently just seen Little Women without Sutton and the conversation went:

woman 1: I didn't want to see Sutton anyway.
woman 2: Yeah she's never been in a play before.
woman 1: she just screams the words, i hear.

hehe
"That Sondheim kid has a big future."-Nathan Lane
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When I saw Wonderland (british indie) I was the only person in the theatre with three older men...two of them get up to leave about 30 minutes in, and the third says "But it got 3 stars!" They left anyway.
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The "blue haired" crowd is the best. They have no idea what show they're seeing or even where they are. But they doll up, and trot it out there every time, ready to be entertained.

God bless each and every one of them!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Last night at Sweeney there was an older couple sitting one seat down from me. I sized them up, and figured they would leave at intermission. Well, they stuck through the whole show to my surprise (maybe its becuase they payed a hundred bucks for their seats). The woman though, kept pulling pocket-book candy out of her bag and noisily unwrapped them.
"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL
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While working in a box office years ago, I would get calls for:

Evatta
Carousel (we were doing Camelot)
The Magic Man (aka Music Man)
Little House of Whores
Amadamus
Cat on a Roof
Sugar Babes
A Chorus Boy
Playground (aka Picnic)


It was a hard lesson... but I speak fluent geriatric now. re: Funny little exchange at Sweeney Todd the other day...
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Keep in mind, folks - we're ALL gonna be those blue-hairs someday. Some of us sooner than others.
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
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"The woman though, kept pulling pocket-book candy out of her bag and noisily unwrapped them."

That sounds like my Grandma! She'd see shows with my family over Passover and she'd unwrap the almond kisses so slowly.
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lildogs---Thanks! I kinda like this pic myself.

redhotinnyc2---you're so right. I'm owning up to it already. I'm gonna be just like them when I grow up.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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BSoBW2 --- The really confusing part was that we were putting on BOTH shows that season: Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and Little Shop of Horrors. But we had quite a few folks call in for "Little House of Whores." We kept a tally, actually, but it's a long time ago and I've forgotten how many.

Further questions usually needed to be asked to complete the "translation" of the show they actually wanted to see.

Oh, I did get "Best Little Warehouse in Texas" once. I stopped and asked them if they knew what the show was about. I didn't want any outraged patrons thinking I'd steered them down a seedy path.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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You actually bring up an interesting point w/ Little Shop of Whores. See going off to college there's obviously a great deal of laughter and cringing in words you pronounce different. I am one of the only ones that pronounces the word horrible like..well just the horr part the way I say it rhymes with car. The way most say it apparently it rhymes with core. So I always reply when say it that way, what is there a broadway show called little shop of whores?
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
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As if The Light in the PIZZA typo at TKTS wasn't enough...

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Family. It's all you really have.
-Sunday in the Park with George
MARGARET: "Clara, stop that. That's illegal." - The Light in the Piazza

"I'm not in Bambi and I'm not blonde!" - Idina Menzel
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I work in a box office, and while people generally call with their orders already in mind, one woman a few months back called looking for ten tickets to "Pipey." Pronounced PIPE-y. While we were, at that time, approaching our summer childrens theatre season and I could understand someone looking for "Pippi Longstockings," this woman absolutely insisted that she wanted to take her children to see "Pipey," and that it was some sort of a sequel to "Pippi Longstockings."

After a few minutes of (calmly) trying to convince this lady that she was looking for tickets to a show that didn't exist, I remembered that the high school just down the street had put up a huge sign for... "Pippin," their spring musical. Not one to be proved wrong, however, the woman huffily hung up, saying that she would find out where "Pipey" was playing and would buy tickets there instead.

Oy.
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'Nothing is more probable,' said the Professor..."

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