Gary Busey in Perfect Crime

[YouDon'tClimbTrees?]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#1

Posted: 10/18/16 at 11:19am

So apparently Gary Busey will do a two-week stint in Perfect Crime. I saw this piece of crap "play" a few years ago. The character he's playing has the biggest part with many lines to remember. How is this trainwreck going to work in that trainwreck?

[Ado Annie D'Ysquith]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#2

Posted: 10/18/16 at 11:31am

When I read this my jaw nearly hit the floor. I will forever remember Mr. Busey as that fellow in the straitjacket who kept screaming at Inside Edition reporters...oh, how I miss Joel McHale on The Soup.

https://newplayexchange.org/users/99643/amanda-delalla

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Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#3

Posted: 10/18/16 at 8:06pm

I just came across this and looked up tickets, thinking there's train wreck bad potential here...

Ticketmaster is listing seats at $123.50...

$123.50!

[Matt Rogers]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#4

Posted: 10/18/16 at 8:34pm

He's a lunatic Trump supporter and I hope he falls off the stage trying to remember the lines of this horrible excuse for a play.

[AC126748]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#5

Posted: 10/18/16 at 9:45pm

There's a 0% chance he will give a single performance. 

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

[YouDon'tClimbTrees?]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#6

Posted: 10/20/16 at 10:36am

Wow, $123 for this piece of junk? I saw it for free and I still wanted my money back.

[YouDon'tClimbTrees?]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#7

Posted: 10/20/16 at 10:41am

And how dare they hire this Trumpy groper? Sad!

[LizzieCurry]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#8

Posted: 10/20/16 at 11:32am

He's going to carry more pages than Stephanie Umoh (and be much, much worse).

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[YouDon'tClimbTrees?]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#9

Posted: 10/20/16 at 11:37am

Oh my God, going on stage without knowing my lines IS MY NIGHTMARE. Also watching someone go on stage without knowing their lines is my nightmare. That said, I'd specifically love to see Gary Busey screw up. As much as I had a crush on him in The Buddy Holly Story, he is now a Trump-loving groper who makes me sick to my stomach.

[Ado Annie D'Ysquith]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#10

Posted: 12/28/16 at 10:40am

Lord help us.

https://newplayexchange.org/users/99643/amanda-delalla

[AC126748]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#11

Posted: 12/28/16 at 10:46am

The Los Angeles Times revealed in an interview with the actor that one condition of his contract was "that he be allowed to mold the part in his image."

A nice way of saying that he wasn't going to even bother trying to learn the part as written. Not that it really matters with this POS.

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

[10086sunset]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#12

Posted: 12/28/16 at 11:04am

I'm shocked this even happened...

Never thought he would make it...

[batboysings]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#13

Posted: 4/21/21 at 9:42am

I've ended up in deep in an internet hole finding out about this hilarious sounding play. Did this bizarre cameo actually happen in the end?!

[missthemountains]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#14

Posted: 4/26/21 at 12:22pm

Looks like he did, according to this article. Lest we forget he was also in Only Human, which if I remember correctly, closed before opening (or very shortly after opening?)

[Dollypop]

Gary Busey in Perfect Crime#15

Posted: 4/27/21 at 12:51pm

batboysings said: "I've ended up in deep in an internet hole finding out about this hilarious sounding play. Did this bizarre cameo actually happen in the end?!"

 

Yes, it did happen. I didn't see it but there were reports that Busey broke character throughout and told audience members to "pay attention" because what he was saying was important.

 

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)