I mean, HELLZAPOPPIN' fits all the criteria, it just seems like a very STRANGE option. Are the rights even offered?
And it can't be PLAIN AND FANCY, scratch that.
OF THEE I SING, maybe...but I'm more between OH, KAY! and BABES IN ARMS.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
-Charlie Manson