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#1

HELP-Need comedic female performance vocal piece for Cabaret Series!!

Posted: 1/23/06 at 5:40pm

Hey guys,

Can you help me out? I need a great performance style comedic musical number to perform in a Cabaret in February.

Not Adele's Lament or Priviledge To Pee.

I am a belter up to an E. I am looking for something that will blow the socks of everyone. Pretty long with a story. Any suggestions?
If all the world's a stage, I want my own damn dressing room.
#3

re: HELP-Need comedic female performance vocal piece for Cabaret Series!!

Posted: 1/23/06 at 5:56pm

Dance Ten, Looks Three from A Chorus Line (although it's not that long)

Over the Moon from Rent
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#4

re: HELP-Need comedic female performance vocal piece for Cabaret Series!!

Posted: 1/23/06 at 6:17pm

Shy from once upon a mattress is funny.
"`I grow old... I grow old... I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.` What does that mean, Mr. Marlowe?" "Not a bloody thing. It just sounds good." He smiled. "That is from the `Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.` Here's another one. `In the room women come and go/Talking of Michael Angelo.' Does that suggest anything to you, sir?" "Yeah -- it suggests to me that the guy didn't know very much about women." "My sentiments exactly, sir. Nonetheless I admire T. S. Eliot very much." "Did you say, 'nonetheless'?" - The Long Goodbye by Raymond Chandler
#5

re: HELP-Need comedic female performance vocal piece for Cabaret Series!!

Posted: 1/23/06 at 6:24pm

I have done Dance Ten Looks Three. In fact I played Val in High School 17 years ago. Oh my God. Did I say 17 years? Yikes. I also played Winnifred from Once Upon A Mattress 16 years ago in High School and about 6 years ago again.

Keep em coming. I need something by tomorrow night. Something totally original.
If all the world's a stage, I want my own damn dressing room.
#8

re: HELP-Need comedic female performance vocal piece for Cabaret Series!!

Posted: 1/24/06 at 2:16am

not to thread jack, but i suppose this is kind of relavent. Can you get sheet music to pieces from forbidden broadway? I'd love to perform altos lament one day
"talent is wanting something hard enough to work for it" - my drama teacher :)
#9

re: HELP-Need comedic female performance vocal piece for Cabaret Series!!

Posted: 1/24/06 at 2:19am

What about "(Not)Getting Married Today" or "Little Things You Do Together"? I agree with "100 Easy Ways," that's not expected I think. You could also sing "My New Philosophy" if you could find someone to play the other person.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"
#12

re: HELP-Need comedic female performance vocal piece for Cabaret Series!!

Posted: 1/24/06 at 10:46am

MY NEW PHILOSOPHY! (duh...) re: HELP-Need comedic female performance vocal piece for Cabaret Series!!
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
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#17

re: HELP-Need comedic female performance vocal piece for Cabaret Series!!

Posted: 1/24/06 at 2:41pm

I Can Cook Too from On The Town

Matchmaker, Matchmaker; get the music for this trio and figure how to reduce it for one singer playing all three parts. This might also work for Maria from The Sound of Music as well as other multi-role songs.

This joke will really only work if there is a distinct voice for each of the characters.
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable." --Carrie Fisher
#23

re: HELP-Need comedic female performance vocal piece for Cabaret Series!!

Posted: 1/24/06 at 5:08pm

"Summer in Ohio" from L5Y
http://www.beintheheights.com/katnicole1 (Please click and help me win!) I chose, and my world was shaken- So what?
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
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