Gin, mama? Well it is known as "mother's ruin"! lol
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i can't drink Gin...it makes me really sad, quiet and depressed!
"I am butch, its the queens that got camper"
camper!? CAMPER!? if i wanna go camping with 5 other guys in tents the shade to match my hair, whilst wearing a purple crop top and having a manicure...i can!! and don't even think about comparing me to them skanks down in soho...with their limp wrists and lipgloss...because we so obviously wear different shades!!
My brother and I took my mum up to see Wicked on Saturday. We drank gin on the train. This man sitting near us said, "Mother's ruin," and laughed like he'd said something hilarious. My mother, as much as I enjoy slagging her off, is wonderful at shutting up people who irritate her. Here's how it went...
Mum pours her little bottle of gin into her plastic cup of tonic. Man: "Mother's ruin... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" Mum: "I'm sorry?" Man: "Mother's ruin. Gin." Mum: "Yes?" Man: "They call gin Mother's ruin." Mum: "I know that, but who are you talking to?" Man: "You." Mum: "Why?" Man shuts up and, rather oddly, puts his cap over his face.
It was a good start to what was a perfect M's day.
