"He reminds me of the Seagrams Building" and other lines that make you go..."Wow"

Anyone?

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"If you have no expectations, you can never have a disappointment."

And, to open this up to non-Sondheim:

"The earth...the earth has bled."

"My name is Apple, A-Double P-L-E, a fruit well-mentioned in the Bible, that bestseller of many miracles. I sight the Ten Commandments and the Burning Bush to name only two, or eleven, depending upon your arithmetic."
("Cookie Speech", ANYONE CAN WHISTLE)

"If the ship I sing doesn't also bring my own true love to me."
("My Ship", LADY IN THE DARK)

"And we won't wait to say goodbye, my beautiful young man and I."
("Meadowlark", THE BAKER'S WIFE)

"Life is never what you planned, life is moments you don't understand, but that is life."
("Holding to the Ground", FALSETTOLAND)

You cannot tell by looking at me, but I am my Mother's son.

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"I fart in your general direction"

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"Sometimes I think men raise battle flags when they can't raise anything else." Pippin

And Hell's where Jews go when they die.

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"Did you see the play of the muscles in his thighs?"

"oh yes...beautiful!"

"He could crack a coconut with those knees...if he could bring them together..."

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