"having good taste in shoes, but bad taste in socks."
They're stockings, dammit!
BTW: I know a librarian who wears black and white striped stockings. I tell her all she's missing are the ruby slippers.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia