How to conact Patti LuPone? (So I can have a conversation with her...)

[CapnHook]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 12:12pm

I went to her website and sent her a message from her contact form. I also am MySpace friends with her (she's in my top 8!) and sent her a message there. Then a few days ago I got her agent's mailing address and sent a letter priority mail.

I *REALLY* need to talk with her. It's important. If I don't I'll die!! If anyone has her cell phone number, can you please give it to me? Or better yet, tell me where she lives so I can go to her place and wait by the front door...? I *PROMISE* I'm not going to stalk her or anything...I just gotta let her know how much of an inspiration she is to me and how she saved my life and how she's the best singer in the world and how I'll never forget listening to her on my OBC CD of EVITA and falling in love with her and how I thought she was brilliant as Mrs. Lovett in SWEENEY TODD on the Tony Awards and how I would vote for her if she were running for President and then maybe she would be so happy to hear me say this to her that she would give me a million dollars (which is NOTHING to a famous actress like her) and then I can afford to go to ALL of her shows and concerts and we'll be like best friends and talk on the phone every day and go to each other's birthday parties and she would introduce me to all her celebrity friends and like I'll TOTALLY be in the Broadway community and then one day I'll host the Tonys myself because everyone loves me and perhaps I'll even be in a Broadway show!!!

OH MY GOD!! *PLEASE* someone deliver her to my house and I'll keep her as a pet!!

[ljay889]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 12:15pm

The Patti LuPone myspace has absolutely NO involvment with Patti.

It's a fan myspace, and it even say several times that they can't answer questions on Patti's behalf, and they are in no where associated with her.

Sorry.

[mrs felciano]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 12:18pm

Edit.

I just read the whole thing and realize it is a joke. oops. Updated On: 11/4/06 at 12:18 PM

[Becoz_i_knew_you21]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 12:20pm

"If anyone has her cell phone number, can you please give it to me"

I highly doubt anyone on these boards has her cell phone number. I hear she does respond a lot to E-mails.

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 12:21pm

Whoa. I was hoping this was a joke. I knew CapnHook's been here (on BWW) for quite a while and it didn't seem like one of his normal posts.

It took me a while to see it was a joke though.

[ljay889]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 12:22pm

Woops. didn't read it all, so didn't realize this was a joke.

[Becoz_i_knew_you21]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 12:24pm

I didn't realize this was a joke either. Whooops.

[bwayondabrain]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 12:26pm

i thought it was a joke, but when people starting responding with her email and such, then i thought that maybe capnhook was really serious!

thank goodness...

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 12:33pm

"...& she'll whisk you away to live in her castle & you'll ride white horses on the misty moors &..."

[CapnHook]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 12:38pm

GUYS - I'm TOTALLY serious!! What on EARTH would make you feel like this was a joke??????

::rolls eyes::

[Wanna Be A Foster]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 1:49pm

CapnHook, that totally just made my day.

I think you should turn it into a performance monologue.

Updated On: 11/4/06 at 01:49 PM

[thevolleyballer]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 2:13pm

I... I... I really can't tell if it's a joke or not. I thought it was, then I thought it wasn't, then I thought again that it was, and then I might think it wasn't, but I know it is, but then... damn it, CapnHook.

[RainbowHigh2]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 2:22pm

"Are you HIIIIGH, Clarice?!!!"

[neddyfrank2]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 2:23pm

I just don't get why you would take the time t o type that all out.

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 2:30pm

neddy, I really don't think it took that long to type.

Either CapnHook was drunk, high, or it's a joke

[CapnHook]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 2:33pm

This past week I just got sick of all the "How do I get in touch with [this person]" posts.

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 2:38pm

CapnHook said he wants to keep Patti LuPone as a pet, there is no way that is a joke.
She is so cute and cuddly we should mass market that stuff.

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 2:42pm

Could you even imagine a world in which people are sold like pets?

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 2:43pm

Unfortunately, yes.

[Producer2]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 2:45pm

i think she lives on sunset boulevard

[wickedrentq]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 2:48pm

I don't know about Patti as a pet...she'd be one of those really violent pets that killed their owners.

[RainbowHigh2]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 2:56pm

This past week I just got sick of all the "How do I get in touch with [this person]" posts."

Bravo!

And stalkers remember: "After a show, chances are low, before curtain, autograph certain!"

[CapnHook]

Posted: 11/5/06 at 11:09am

Did Seth Rudetsky create that quote, or was it just a saying I never heard of...?