you haven't truly seen salivary glands until you've sat up front at a Chuck Wagner performance. he's one of my very favorite live performers but I know not to sit any closer than the 5th row if I'm wearing leather. To quote Urinetown, he quite literally seems to have a river inside of him.
"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys."
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep.
Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse,
till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers