Boy, I'd love to see some of you take on Sondheim the same way...
"A Little Night Music" --
Every Day a Little Death, I mean, WTF? Nobody's dying or anything in that song. It makes no sense at all. Death in the parlor? In the bed? Did I miss something? Did someone die in a bed? What a crappy lyric!
"Sweeney Todd" --
These Are My Friends, I mean, come on! He's talking about razor blades. They're not people or anything, so how could they actually be his friends? A terrible lyric.
"Into the Woods" ---
It Takes Two -- We had 4, we have 1, we had 3, it takes 2, or something totally stupid. This guy can't write anything. Who likes this crud anyway!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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