"One time, I tried to upset a teenage girl who loved Anthony Rapp by saying "Sorry, he's gay." And he is. But it backfired. She say, "Well, I can dream, can't I?""
If I can still have the hots for Portia di Rossi, she can still salivate for Anthony Rapp.
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."