If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's "There! Right There!"

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If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's "There! Right There!"

Posted: 11/23/07 at 6:30pm

They are, at least according to the MTV closed-captions:

All:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well, is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume

Elle:
Is automatically, radically

Callahan:
Ironically, chronically

Vivian:
Certainly, flirtingly

Warner:
Genetically, medically

All:
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
SWISH-IALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
DAMMIT

...and...

Carlos:
This man is gay AND European! (Whoa!)
And neither is disgrace! (Oh!)
You got to stop your being a completely closet case (D'oh!)

It's me, not her he's seein'
No matter what he say
I swear he, etc.

"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/23/07 at 7:11pm

I was watching it yesterday, and when I saw "swishially" as a lyrics I couldn't believe it...

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/23/07 at 7:38pm

Best. Made-up word. EVER. :)

Swishilly yours,
~JJJ

Dear Ken, I'm in pieces. Why the cold shoulder? Love, Barbie

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/23/07 at 7:43pm

I don't see the issue with the Carlos lyrics? Or were you just typing those because they're hard to understand sometimes?

-Benjamin
--http://www.benjaminadgate.com/

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/23/07 at 8:06pm

Best made up word ever? You mean it beats "The house began to twitch, the kitchen took a SLITCH."

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re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/23/07 at 9:02pm

I gotta say best made up word was Shipoopi

He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/23/07 at 9:07pm

allofmylife, it was the WITCH who began to "TWITCH and was reduced to just a stitch of what was once the witch." You're talking about the house when it "began to PITCH, and the kitchen took a slitch". Sorry to correct you on it, it just didn't seem like a healthy SITCH-uation for me to... ahh, forget it.

"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/23/07 at 9:11pm

I must admit I was greatly impressed to have the song-lyrics added in yesterday's broadcast.

My friends and I were running back and forth from cooking in the kitchen to the living room to catch the complicated lyrics.

ie: Andy Karl's "What You Want" rap
and "There! Right There!" was amusing
and what the ensemble sings all on top of each other during "Omigod" (reprises)

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/23/07 at 9:55pm

Get back in the game, (Oooh)
back on the case, (Oooh)
take a good look at my face. (Oooh)
I'm not a fool, (Oooh)
and as a rule, (Oooh)
I do not fight. (Never known her to fight!)

Are those the right lyrics for Legally Blonde Remix?

#10

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/23/07 at 9:59pm

It's "I do not bond."

-Benjamin
--http://www.benjaminadgate.com/

#11

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/23/07 at 11:02pm

I think it's "I do not bite" but i'm not sure.

#12

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/23/07 at 11:15pm

Has to rhyme with "Blonde," so my money's on "bond."
James Bo-- NO I'M JUST KIDDING!

"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid

#13

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/23/07 at 11:16pm

yes it is "I do not bond" I never had issues with that, I could always understand Kate quite well.

You're always sorry, You're always grateful, You hold her, thinking: "I'm not alone." You're still alone.
-"Sorry-Grateful" Company

#14

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Posted: 11/23/07 at 11:27pm

and when she starts to dance... pure geek magic

#15

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/23/07 at 11:59pm

Nope, sorry. The best made-up word is "shpadoinkle."

http://community.livejournal.com/ltd_brands_suck/

#16

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/24/07 at 12:12am

"Elle's all that and a side of fries"
is that right?

Updated On: 11/24/07 at 12:12 AM

#17

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/24/07 at 12:35am

Yep, CurtainPullDowner! Hahaha There are so many crammed-in funny rhymes during the end-of-show court room/finale sequence's "Omigod You Guys (Reprise)" songs

#18

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/24/07 at 12:48am

" She saw right through Chutney's perm
and air tight alibis
Oh My God You Guys"
quite clever

#19

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/24/07 at 3:34am

The show has some wonderful and very clever lyrics and some haunting melodies. In addition to "Take It Like A Man", Elle's plaintive version of Legally Blonde and the beginning of the remix will not go out of my head.

#20

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Posted: 11/24/07 at 3:38am

I think that "Nessa, I've got something to CONFESSA" wins.

#21

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/24/07 at 11:09am

It's actually "Nessa, I've got something to confess -- a reason why..."

#22

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/24/07 at 11:15am

I listened to the soundtrack and picked up every lyric to There Right There. That must be my amazing memory and ear.

#23

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/24/07 at 3:42pm

I could have sworn Vivian's lyrics in the LB Remix are
"I'm not a fool/and as a rule/I do not spar (Never known her to spar)"

But I'm also infamous for making up my own words even though I know they're wrong.

#24

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Posted: 11/24/07 at 3:42pm

I don't care what it is, Schwartz rhymed NESSA and CONFESS A.

#25

re: If anyone wanted to know what were those lyrics in LEGALLY BLONDE's 'Th

Posted: 11/24/07 at 4:42pm

Actually, CurtainPullDowner, it goes:

"She saw right through Chutney's kinky perm
and her fake alibis!"

"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid

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