If your life was a Broadway show?

Mine would be called "I Heart Sutton!" And Sutton would play me! But Gavin would do matinees!! LOL smiley face

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it would have to be "Top Banana"

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Mine would be "The Boy from Staten Island" and it would star Matt Cavenaugh as me...cause we look so much alike...yeah, that's it.

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you have four men playing you?!? wow, what an imagination!

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Hmmm. I'd have Michelle Federer be me. No idea why.
Or-or-OR! Diana Kaarina. Though she looks nothing like me. But we can do something about that.
I think the show would be simply called 'JaN!'

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papa don't starring adam pascal because he shaves about as often as i do.

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My life will be like Brigadoon, except "Down on McConaghey Square" will be re-named "Down at Times Square." Vincente Minnelli will (naturally) direct a perfectly-executed MGM choreographed number every morning.

And Gene Kelly will also make a triumphant return to tap dance, once again, on a dirt road. Because, at one point in their life or another, every girl wants a man who can tap dance on a dirt road.

But in the end I'll run off with Van Johnson. Us Rhode Islanders have to stick together.

And Namo would play me.

Updated On: 11/5/03 at 05:36 PM

The title: Heartbreaker: the darkest musical ever

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