Just because I have nothing better to do, I will try to help:
ACT I-
-Show begins with the Prolouge introducing several conflicts (Baker wants a child, Jack wishes his cow would give him milk, Cinderella wants to go to the ball, etc.) At the end of the prolouge, all of the characters are on their way to acheive their goals to get what they want. The Baker and his wife need to collect 4 items (1-Cow as white as milk, 2-Hair as yellow as corn, 3-Slipper-pure as gold, 4-A cape-red as blood) and return the items to the witch (who set a curse upon the baker's family so he could never have children) by the stroke of midnight in 3 days time(?)
Song number 2-Cinderella at her Mother's Grave-
Cinderella visits her mother's grave and wishes to her mother that she could go to the king's festival. Her mother responds with a lovely little song that annoys me, and gives her daughter a beautiful dress to wear. Cinderella runs off and the next person you see (I believe) is Jack. Jack is walking with his cow, Milky White, to market to sell Milky White (his mother's order). We are introduced to a..mysterious character named: The Mysterious Man. He has a small unimportant conversation with Jack and then runs off before Jack can really talk to him. Jack continues on his way. The next characters we run into are the Baker and Little Red Riding Hood. They meet up and the Baker notices her *CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD* and really wants it. He tries to convince LRRH to give him the cape, but she refuses. There is a comical part in that scene where he steals the cape and she begins to cry..hysterically (SP) and he returns it to her to make her stop. She is mad at him and runs off. Then LRRH runs into the wolf and he sings his song, "Hello Little Girl" revealing his "plan" to the audience of how he is going to eat her. After his song, she runs off and he gets ahead of her to her grandmother's house. When LRRH arrives at her Granny's house, she is eaten by the wolf. The Baker enters and walks by the Granny's house to find that LRRH and Granny have been eaten. He stabs the wolf-rescuing LRRH and Granny and LRRH gives the baker her CAPE for saving her and her grandmother. Wow-I really can't finish.. anyone else want to start where I left off?
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
