"And of course it's not a matter of who wins or loses. I already told you, I always win."
Except when I'm there.
And you don't have to be a gay man to please Andy. However, you must fulfill one or more of the following requirements:
A.) Be a big fabulous black woman.
B.) Be a big fabulous black woman who can scream.
C.) Be a cute blonde with large breasts who SOUNDS like a big fabulous black woman who can scream.
D.) Be Alice Ripley.
It's simple really. Hell, I had him feeling me up for two days straight last week.
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin