Wow are you purposely trying to get into a chocolate/vanilla debate? What's the problem? If I have to read between the lines then obviously you have not made your point. If you're that passionate about what you're implying, and need to get on some sort of soapbox, take it off topic and say what you mean. The educated don't need to use "slang-y" metaphores.
I personally love the chocolate vanilla swirl, but only in soft-serve yogurt form... if it's REAL ice cream I'm all about mint chocolate chip. We were talking ice cream, weren't we?