The columnist in question, Billy Masters, knows a thing or two about the entertainment business. If ENO expressed a "desire" to have Patti LuPone reprise her role as Norma Desmond...it may have been just that. Of course, ALW has the ultimate authority to approve such a high profile role. I actually had a chance to hear Miss Patti sing "AIWNSG" in 1996 during a concert here in Austin. Aside from that PBS special, "An Evening With Patti LuPone", she will not sing that particular song in concert. One can hope.
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)