It Depends On What You Pay lyrics

The "r" word- why are you saying it like that, I'm trying to cooperate- was changed? Why?!

These are the old ones- I havent gotten to the knew show yet.
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thefantasticks/rapesong.htm

I don't like when they change my Fantastiks.

I do know that they have sometimes replaced "It Depends On What You Pay" with a new song called "Abductions", that has basically the melody of the "Rape Ballet" with lyrics like :
"Abductions, abductions, theatrical productions"
I can't remember the rest.

Alternately, sometimes the lyric:
"You can get the rape emphatic
You can get the rape polite"

is changed to:
"An abduction that's emphatic
An abudction that's polite"

but the line "So you see the sort of rape depends on what you pay" stays. There is some extra dialogue that explains that by "rape" they mean in the classical sense. I haven't heard what they do in the new production. I do think "It Depends On What You Pay" is the far better song, and a terrific song in general. I do understand how the original lyric can unfortunately alter the meaning, though...