It Would Be Ugly
It Would Be Ugly
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#2re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 7:26pm
Clint Eastwood has never stepped foot onto a Broadway stage.
Why is this irrelevant nonsense on the Broadway board?
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 7:49pmTo be? Or not to be? What's it gonna be Punk? You feel lucky?
#3re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 8:52pmThat WOULD be ugly. It'd be as hideous as the Phantom's face.
Hunter: Your teeth need whitening./ Heidi: You sound weird./ Jeff: You taste funny.
-Jeff Bowen's worst onstage line flub.
-Jeff Bowen's worst onstage line flub.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#4re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:04pm
Foster
I would be the last person to talk about irrelevant nonsense.
Nathan Lane in Death Of A Salesman
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#5re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:12pm
Mandy Patinkin in Man of La Mancha. Oh wait, he did it already. But this time...as Cervantes.
Oh, and this guy as Sweeney Todd...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lgcfbbInNQ
If anyone finds him good or if it's anyone on this board-
Sorry, he's not. And sorry, you're not.
I'll think of more. Mr. Roxy, I love this thread.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#6re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:15pm
Tell Foster to lighten up than.
Rosie O Donnell as Nellie in South Pacific
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#7re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:18pm
ROSIE: Emile, does this Bill O'Reilly book belong to...YOU?
EMILE: I stumbled into Borders hammered one night and...
ROSIE: Enough! I've heard ENOUGH! Goodbye Emile! Don't try to get Barbara Walters as Bloody Mary to intervine! It won't work! Goodbye...FOREVER.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#8re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:21pm
Nathan Lane as Superman
Mandy as Jesus Christ in JCSS
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#9re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:24pm
In case you all didn't catch it before-
Barbara Walters as Bloody Mary
Antonio Banderas as Henry Higgins (Wonderful actor, just very wrong for that part)
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#10re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:27pm
Mandy as Franki Valli in Jersey Boys
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#11re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:32pm
I love Mandy, but he'd be terrible in a lot of roles. Imagine him as Edie in Grey Gardens!
And did anyone catch that guy doing Sweeney on YouTube I put up. I know it's mean, but am I alone in thinking he's just god awful? These poor kids butchering Sondheim after this movie. God help us when they try to attempt Losing My Mind or I'm Still Here when that proposed Follies film is made! Imagine a 17 year old singing I'm Stll Here!
#12re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:47pm
Kathleen Turner in the cross-dressing version of Greenwillow.
"Never, never, never will I MAAAAA (groan)RRRY..."
Usher as Coalhouse Walker
"Make them hear (falsetto trill) you (falsetto riff)."
Mandy yet again as Tony in Most Happy Fella
And...
Angelina Jolie, Lindsay Lohan and Adam Brody
in The Barry and Fran Weissler Production of
THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA
with Steven Segal as Signor Nacarelli
#13re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:52pm
Raul Esparza as Nathan Detroit
"Omigod, like, Adelaide! We're gonna like, get married. Can I commit? I mean, omigod. Omigod. (throws food at the audience and has a mental breakdown durring "So Sue Me")."
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#14re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/25/08 at 10:56pmNathan Lane as either Superman or Lil Abner
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bwayguy22089
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sidjones09
Leading Actor Joined: 1/4/07
#17re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/26/08 at 1:24amSean 'Puffy' Combs in A RAISIN IN THE SUN.... Oh, wait.....
"If you've got something to say, say it, and think well of yourself while you're learning to say it better." - David Mamet
#18re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/26/08 at 3:59pm
"harvey Fierstein in a straight role."
By straight do you mean not gay because he was a damned good Tevye.
PUPPETMAN
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Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#20re: It Would Be Ugly
Posted: 2/26/08 at 7:29pmHarvey as the Captain in Sound Of Music
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