#2
Posted: 2/25/08 at 7:26pm
Clint Eastwood has never stepped foot onto a Broadway stage.
Why is this irrelevant nonsense on the Broadway board?
Why is this irrelevant nonsense on the Broadway board?
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#3
Posted: 2/25/08 at 7:49pm
To be? Or not to be? What's it gonna be Punk? You feel lucky?
#4
Posted: 2/25/08 at 8:52pm
That WOULD be ugly. It'd be as hideous as the Phantom's face.
Hunter: Your teeth need whitening./ Heidi: You sound weird./ Jeff: You taste funny.
-Jeff Bowen's worst onstage line flub.
-Jeff Bowen's worst onstage line flub.
#5
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:04pm
Foster
I would be the last person to talk about irrelevant nonsense.
Nathan Lane in Death Of A Salesman
I would be the last person to talk about irrelevant nonsense.
Nathan Lane in Death Of A Salesman
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#6
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:12pm
Mandy Patinkin in Man of La Mancha. Oh wait, he did it already. But this time...as Cervantes.
Oh, and this guy as Sweeney Todd...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lgcfbbInNQ
If anyone finds him good or if it's anyone on this board-
Sorry, he's not. And sorry, you're not.
I'll think of more. Mr. Roxy, I love this thread.
Oh, and this guy as Sweeney Todd...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lgcfbbInNQ
If anyone finds him good or if it's anyone on this board-
Sorry, he's not. And sorry, you're not.
I'll think of more. Mr. Roxy, I love this thread.
#7
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:15pm
Tell Foster to lighten up than.
Rosie O Donnell as Nellie in South Pacific
Rosie O Donnell as Nellie in South Pacific
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#8
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:18pm
ROSIE: Emile, does this Bill O'Reilly book belong to...YOU?
EMILE: I stumbled into Borders hammered one night and...
ROSIE: Enough! I've heard ENOUGH! Goodbye Emile! Don't try to get Barbara Walters as Bloody Mary to intervine! It won't work! Goodbye...FOREVER.
EMILE: I stumbled into Borders hammered one night and...
ROSIE: Enough! I've heard ENOUGH! Goodbye Emile! Don't try to get Barbara Walters as Bloody Mary to intervine! It won't work! Goodbye...FOREVER.
#9
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:21pm
Nathan Lane as Superman
Mandy as Jesus Christ in JCSS
Mandy as Jesus Christ in JCSS
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#10
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:24pm
In case you all didn't catch it before-
Barbara Walters as Bloody Mary
Antonio Banderas as Henry Higgins (Wonderful actor, just very wrong for that part)
Barbara Walters as Bloody Mary
Antonio Banderas as Henry Higgins (Wonderful actor, just very wrong for that part)
#11
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:27pm
Mandy as Franki Valli in Jersey Boys
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#12
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:32pm
I love Mandy, but he'd be terrible in a lot of roles. Imagine him as Edie in Grey Gardens!
And did anyone catch that guy doing Sweeney on YouTube I put up. I know it's mean, but am I alone in thinking he's just god awful? These poor kids butchering Sondheim after this movie. God help us when they try to attempt Losing My Mind or I'm Still Here when that proposed Follies film is made! Imagine a 17 year old singing I'm Stll Here!
And did anyone catch that guy doing Sweeney on YouTube I put up. I know it's mean, but am I alone in thinking he's just god awful? These poor kids butchering Sondheim after this movie. God help us when they try to attempt Losing My Mind or I'm Still Here when that proposed Follies film is made! Imagine a 17 year old singing I'm Stll Here!
#13
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:47pm
Kathleen Turner in the cross-dressing version of Greenwillow.
"Never, never, never will I MAAAAA (groan)RRRY..."
Usher as Coalhouse Walker
"Make them hear (falsetto trill) you (falsetto riff)."
Mandy yet again as Tony in Most Happy Fella
And...
Angelina Jolie, Lindsay Lohan and Adam Brody
in The Barry and Fran Weissler Production of
THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA
with Steven Segal as Signor Nacarelli
"Never, never, never will I MAAAAA (groan)RRRY..."
Usher as Coalhouse Walker
"Make them hear (falsetto trill) you (falsetto riff)."
Mandy yet again as Tony in Most Happy Fella
And...
Angelina Jolie, Lindsay Lohan and Adam Brody
in The Barry and Fran Weissler Production of
THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA
with Steven Segal as Signor Nacarelli
#14
Posted: 2/25/08 at 9:52pm
Raul Esparza as Nathan Detroit
"Omigod, like, Adelaide! We're gonna like, get married. Can I commit? I mean, omigod. Omigod. (throws food at the audience and has a mental breakdown durring "So Sue Me")."
"Omigod, like, Adelaide! We're gonna like, get married. Can I commit? I mean, omigod. Omigod. (throws food at the audience and has a mental breakdown durring "So Sue Me")."
#15
Posted: 2/25/08 at 10:56pm
Nathan Lane as either Superman or Lil Abner
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#18
Posted: 2/26/08 at 1:24am
Sean 'Puffy' Combs in A RAISIN IN THE SUN.... Oh, wait.....
"If you've got something to say, say it, and think well of yourself while you're learning to say it better." - David Mamet
#19
Posted: 2/26/08 at 3:59pm
"harvey Fierstein in a straight role."
By straight do you mean not gay because he was a damned good Tevye.
By straight do you mean not gay because he was a damned good Tevye.
#21
Posted: 2/26/08 at 7:29pm
Harvey as the Captain in Sound Of Music
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