J-Lo as Evita in London?

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J-Lo as Evita in London?

Posted: 11/14/05 at 1:11am

I read that someone with a Latin flare would be nice for the London production, so why not Jennifer Lopez?

Just kidding. It sorta makes me throw up a little in my mouth just thinking about it.

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re: J-Lo as Evita in London?

Posted: 11/14/05 at 1:17am

Oh but just think of what they could do to "Buenos Aires"!!!

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re: J-Lo as Evita in London?

Posted: 11/14/05 at 1:18am

Maybe Marc Anthony could be Che. And who could be Peron? And the Mistress?

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re: J-Lo as Evita in London?

Posted: 11/14/05 at 1:18am

How about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Isn't she Spanish or Jewish or something?

re: J-Lo as Evita in London?

Posted: 11/14/05 at 3:03am

I think Jennifer Coolidge would be best.

re: J-Lo as Evita in London?

Posted: 11/14/05 at 3:09am

If you knew how much miss J-LO makes per film and how much her time is worth you would know why she won't be appearing on ANY stage in any musicals any time soon. She majored in arithmetic!!

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re: J-Lo as Evita in London?

Posted: 11/14/05 at 3:42am

Donald Trump will play Peron.
After his amazing Emmy performance, how could he not?

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re: J-Lo as Evita in London?

Posted: 11/14/05 at 4:03am

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You know what? I think I might be crazy here, but I think we should have actual singers and actors who have proven themselves on stage before be given major roles in major shows... Oh who am I kidding!? That's such a stupid thought!

Am I cut out to spend my time this way?

#10

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Posted: 11/14/05 at 6:50am

arithmetic has nothing to do with it. She's a talent free waste of space who owes her singing career to pro tools.

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#11

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Posted: 11/14/05 at 7:06am

But she has more of a singing career than I'll ever have so to discount simply based on a lack of talent wouldn't be giving her what she has earned. I say if she can sell a talent she doesn't have, she shouldn't be reprimanded, she should be applauded for being such a good saleswoman.

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#12

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Posted: 11/14/05 at 7:19am

Oh Honey, Don't go there about Miss J-Lo having no talent, I'll slice you in half like a muffin!! LOL!! Besides, She doesn't need anyones approval ratings, She has the goods, The men and the Cash! Go listen to your "Wicked" CD again now and come back in a few more years.

"It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance." - Elizabeth Taylor

#13

re: J-Lo as Evita in London?

Posted: 11/14/05 at 7:37am

Don't patronise me just because you have poor taste in performers.

Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

#14

re: J-Lo as Evita in London?

Posted: 11/14/05 at 7:40am

oooh! Bringing in the big guns now eh? Hang on a minute and I'll go get the vodka! LOL!

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#15

re: J-Lo as Evita in London?

Posted: 11/14/05 at 11:28am

thete was a time I thought she was a talent. Like when Selena came out and she was so good in it. Then she just grew into this big manufactured property.

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#16

re: J-Lo as Evita in London?

Posted: 11/14/05 at 11:33am

How about Charo?

#17

re: J-Lo as Evita in London?

Posted: 11/14/05 at 1:31pm

LOL!!! Charo would probably be better than a Neyorikan(j.Lo) playing an Argentinean? What about Rosie Perez or Salma Hayek? honestly....Eden Espinosa would be a good Evita...where is Eden's heritage from?

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#18

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Posted: 11/14/05 at 1:33pm

by the way...i just downloaded Eden's version of "No Good Deed" and she sounded amazing!!!

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Posted: 11/14/05 at 1:33pm

by the way...i just downloaded Eden's version of "No Good Deed" and she sounded amazing!!!

"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-

#20

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Posted: 11/14/05 at 1:40pm

I second the idea of Eden as Evita.

#21

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Posted: 11/14/05 at 4:12pm

Christina Aguilera should do the job... crack whore style.

Hey she's like 1/60 spanish isn't she?
I mean she even dyed her black to get more in touch with her "latina" side. lol

#22

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Posted: 11/14/05 at 8:14pm

her father is from Ecuador. Her mom is Irish American i think.

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#23

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Posted: 11/14/05 at 8:17pm

No way could JLO pull it off. Maybe Eden, if she doesn't yell.

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#24

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Posted: 11/14/05 at 8:25pm

Even with Pro Tools, Lopez sounds worse than a yippy dog.

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#25

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Posted: 11/14/05 at 8:28pm

lol this is the best message board topic EVER!!!!

JLo's ass is way to big to play a political figure. And if anyone saw that performance with her and Marc Anthony, you would know that her live performance isn't...well...good.

She is a great entertainer, but if she can be Evita, why not Bjork, Rosie O'donnell or even Rosanne Barr?

If the West End is going to get a taste of American Musical theater, then maybe it should be someone originally from AMERICAN MUSICAL THEATER.

Come on, just because she's puerto rican she can be Evita?
I'm italian, does that mean I'm Super Mario?

JLo stick to dancing and well edited pop beats. You're hot, no one's denying that, but please...spare us!

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Updated On: 11/14/05 at 08:28 PM

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