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#101

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 9/19/05 at 3:45pm

Will you have a moment of silence to note my absence?

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Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

#102

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 9/19/05 at 4:10pm

Honey--I pray there are no moments of silence aka a dead joke or shock on the audience's faces or no applause. lol

And, if I forget my lines, I now know that the desired thing for me to do is ask my band to contemplate what I've just said and go offstage to recollect myself.

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#103

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 9/19/05 at 4:11pm

Rimshot!

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Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

#104

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 9/22/05 at 4:06pm

Rim what??

Great first music rehearsal today--Ray Fellman is brilliant genuis.

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#105

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/10/05 at 10:58am

2 weeks!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Make your reservations! :)

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#106

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/13/05 at 11:58am

Have you bitches gotten made your reservations???

DO IT NOW!!!

This is NOT TO BE MISSED!!!

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#107

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/17/05 at 11:33pm

Ray and I rehearsed with our guitarist--and he is AWESOME. I'm so excited!

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#108

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/17/05 at 11:45pm

hmmmmmmm

make my car payment or buy a plane ticket to nyc and catch this hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#109

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/18/05 at 12:05am

Awwwwwwwww---you are too sweet.

Screw the car!


Just kidding--make that payment. It's hardly my farewell tour! It's just the beginning.

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#110

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 5:58pm

Yea! It IS going to be a party! There are lots of fun people coming and maybe even a surprise or two in the audience--but my lips are sealed...

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#111

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 6:01pm

Is Madonna gonna be there?

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#112

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 6:03pm

I wish!

If Namo comes, I'll change the word "time" to "tem" in one of my songs that has that word in it.

Are YOU coming, phantylicious?

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#113

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 6:04pm

I just came. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#114

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 6:24pm

Such a dirrty boy! You'd love the show---one section is rather naughty like you.

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#115

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 8:19pm

Is there full frontal?

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HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!

#116

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 8:25pm

No nudity. Did I lose you, Dame? :P

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#117

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 8:46pm

No. But it will take more effort to get Jake to join me. But I will get him there.

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HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!

#118

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 8:55pm

Well. Hopefully, there will be nudity during the drinking that will take place after. The show actually reveals how to make this happen easily...

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#119

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 9:32pm

hmmm well if i make a cart and have the cows drag the cart around i wont need the car, there for i'll have $$$$$$$ to fly up

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#120

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 9:33pm

I wanna see a picture of that!

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#121

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 9:40pm

I'm counting the days!

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Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

#122

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 9:47pm

Please they would pull me to the top of a hill and cut the ropes and see see go down out of control, there very lazy alost thinking of tradign them in for wolves

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#123

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/19/05 at 9:55pm

Ha Ha! Trust me--wolves can be evil, too!

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#124

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/20/05 at 1:56pm

This mystery will definitely be solved!

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#125

re: JERBY: FULLY LOADED

Posted: 10/21/05 at 11:51am

Really??

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