Janet Jackson not in the mood for Alan Cummings jokes
#2
Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:05am
How can you not laugh with Alan Cummings?
#3
Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:18am
According to the article, he just said that Janet was never one for controversy. That's it.
Geez, Janet. Lighten up!
Geez, Janet. Lighten up!
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#4
Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:20am
I think Janet and Michael should do a duet album together. That way, Janet's obsessive fans (and I'm one of them) will buy the CD, and Michael might be able to pay off his debt. To the banks, not to society. Yet.
#5
Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:34am
I loved "Scream." Such a great song. They both looked like freakin' psychopaths in the video.
#6
Posted: 6/20/05 at 6:30am
Cut her some slack, the article does state that she APOLOGIZED with the key word being: APOLOGIZED.
She's right. Her family, regardless of whether you agree with the outcome or not, have been through an emotional roller coaster this year. They're just coming down from a hectic year full of stress.
Try being under an enormous amount of stress and see if your perception isn't entirley on point most of the time.
She's right. Her family, regardless of whether you agree with the outcome or not, have been through an emotional roller coaster this year. They're just coming down from a hectic year full of stress.
Try being under an enormous amount of stress and see if your perception isn't entirley on point most of the time.
#7
Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:11am
Geez. The thing is, Alan Cumming is way more funny than most of the late night talk show hosts.
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#8
Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:00am
But Janet is ten times hotter than Alan Cumming.
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#9
Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:27am
I don't know, Alan Cumming is pretty hot.
What caught me in the article was, Janet Jackson accepting a gay-rights award? Didn't she collaborate with a heinously homophobic rapper from Jamaica a few years ago?
What caught me in the article was, Janet Jackson accepting a gay-rights award? Didn't she collaborate with a heinously homophobic rapper from Jamaica a few years ago?
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#10
Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:58am
i feel like the reporter was making something out of nothing ... her comment seemed more like a segue to talk about michael jackson than a jab at alan.
#11
Posted: 6/20/05 at 12:03pm
He probably whispered in her ear to keep the nipple hidden.
The Jackson family is nothing but today's Addams family, but twice as creepy and none of the charm.
And BlueWizard, you are right. Makes about as much sense as Paris Hilton being the Grand Marshal for the LA Pride parade. What has that beeatch done for the gay community?
The Jackson family is nothing but today's Addams family, but twice as creepy and none of the charm.
And BlueWizard, you are right. Makes about as much sense as Paris Hilton being the Grand Marshal for the LA Pride parade. What has that beeatch done for the gay community?
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#12
Posted: 6/20/05 at 12:07pm
BlueWizard - had Janet known in advance that her collaborators (Beenie & Elephant Man - both reggae/dancehall artists) were homophobes, surely the collabs wouldn't have taken place. She has since apologized for the miss.
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#13
Posted: 6/20/05 at 12:11pm
FYI: Janet received the award because of the MILLIONS she donates to LGBTQ causes and ASO's (AIDS Service Organizations).
#14
Posted: 6/20/05 at 12:22pm
"What caught me in the article was, Janet Jackson accepting a gay-rights award? Didn't she collaborate with a heinously homophobic rapper from Jamaica a few years ago?"
Most Jamaicans are homophobic...but that doesn't take away the fact that Janet is bisexual.
Most Jamaicans are homophobic...but that doesn't take away the fact that Janet is bisexual.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#15
Posted: 6/20/05 at 12:37pm
"Janet received the award because of the MILLIONS she donates to LGBTQ causes and ASO's"
So she gives money, but really...
What has she DONE for us lately?
So she gives money, but really...
What has she DONE for us lately?
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#16
Posted: 6/20/05 at 12:48pm
Friend: "Wassup girl?"
Janet: "He Stood me up again!"
Friend: "Again?"
Janet: "Mm-hmm"
Friend: "Well, what's up with this guy? Do You really like 'im that much?"
Janet: "Yes, Honey, I love him! He is Fine! He does a lotta nice things for me!"
Friend: "I know he USED to do a lotta nice things for you, but what has he done for you LATELY?" (Drum cue)
Janet: "He Stood me up again!"
Friend: "Again?"
Janet: "Mm-hmm"
Friend: "Well, what's up with this guy? Do You really like 'im that much?"
Janet: "Yes, Honey, I love him! He is Fine! He does a lotta nice things for me!"
Friend: "I know he USED to do a lotta nice things for you, but what has he done for you LATELY?" (Drum cue)
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#17
Posted: 6/22/05 at 4:55pm
"So she gives money, but really...
What has she DONE for us lately?"
**If the above comment was a joke, it was kinda cute. However, if you truly aren't clear on what her giving money has "done" for the LGBTQ community, i feel kinda sorry for you....
What has she DONE for us lately?"
**If the above comment was a joke, it was kinda cute. However, if you truly aren't clear on what her giving money has "done" for the LGBTQ community, i feel kinda sorry for you....
#18
Posted: 6/22/05 at 5:17pm
wait a second didn't Janet say "shouldn't this be posted on the off topic board?"
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#19
Posted: 6/22/05 at 6:05pm
"The Jackson family is nothing but today's Addams family, but twice as creepy and none of the charm."
I literally laughed out loud when I read that. By far, that is the most accurate description of the Jackson family I have ever heard. Diva, you are awesome!
I literally laughed out loud when I read that. By far, that is the most accurate description of the Jackson family I have ever heard. Diva, you are awesome!
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