Jessica Simpson Or Anne Nicole For Audrey
#2
Posted: 10/9/03 at 12:15am
ANNE NICOLE!!!! NOTHING LIKE A DRUNK AUDREY, ILL TAKE A DRUNK OVER A DUMAS.
STEVOS
STEVOS
"IF I TRY THERE MAY BE A CHANCE / WE COULD LOVE WITH OUR EYES CLOSED/ WITH OUR EYES CLOSED WE COULD CHANGE THE WORLD!"- Stephen Dwight
#3
Posted: 10/9/03 at 12:21am
But Jessica has an awesome voice, despite it being WAY to breathy
#4
Posted: 10/9/03 at 12:29am
LOL, I think Anna Nicole is doing a whole lot more than just drinking, but that's another issue...has anyone seen the anna nicole smurf cartoon on snl? it's HILARIOUS!
"I'm sorry, you must've mistaken me for somebody else. My name is Anastasia Beaverhausen."
#5
Posted: 10/9/03 at 1:08am
At least when Anna Nicole gives a stupid answer, she knows it's stupid; and that makes it funny. Jessica is jusy annoying. I don't care how well she sings. I have lost all respect for her since she did that Newly Weds show.
"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
#6
Posted: 10/9/03 at 1:17am
She's exploiting herself...but I can't NOT watch just because she's so stupid. I think it'll fizzle soon though...there's only so many times you can watch her say "baaabyyy"
"I'm sorry, you must've mistaken me for somebody else. My name is Anastasia Beaverhausen."
#7
Posted: 10/9/03 at 1:24am
its contracted for another season...*pulls out shot gun*
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"IF I TRY THERE MAY BE A CHANCE / WE COULD LOVE WITH OUR EYES CLOSED/ WITH OUR EYES CLOSED WE COULD CHANGE THE WORLD!"- Stephen Dwight
#8
Posted: 10/9/03 at 1:29am
*runs out of the room screaming in horror with hands over ears* LOL
"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
#9
Posted: 10/9/03 at 7:44am
If I HAD to pick? I would pick to shoot myself.
#10
Posted: 10/9/03 at 8:17am
My Jessica of course!
#11
Posted: 10/9/03 at 12:25pm
Screw which one as Audrey...
I want to know who would win on Jeopardy...
Or Celebrity Death Match
I want to know who would win on Jeopardy...
Or Celebrity Death Match
"Best to take the moment present as a present for the moment."-ITW, Sondheim
#12
Posted: 10/9/03 at 12:28pm
LOL I would LOVE to see Jessica and Anna Nicole on Jeopardy!! The worst celebrity jeopardy I've seen was Vivica Fox...she did awful, which isn't saying much for her considering they significanly dummy up the questions.
"I'm sorry, you must've mistaken me for somebody else. My name is Anastasia Beaverhausen."
#13
Posted: 10/9/03 at 12:44pm
If, according to Marrisa, EVERYONE ON BROADWAY, reads THE MESSAGE BOARDS...
Then Our Jessica as Audrey is already being thought of....
and ya know what..
I WANT FREAKIN' CREDIT!
What do I have to do to get some PRESS around here!!!
I beg you...Whom must I sleep with...
Then Our Jessica as Audrey is already being thought of....
and ya know what..
I WANT FREAKIN' CREDIT!
What do I have to do to get some PRESS around here!!!
I beg you...Whom must I sleep with...
Updated On: 10/9/03 at 12:44 PM
#15
Posted: 10/9/03 at 1:39pm
Maggie..jessica looks so ...STUPID in that shot!(LOL)
LOVE IT!
LOVE IT!
#16
Posted: 10/9/03 at 1:41pm
You have no idea how long it took to find that perfect shot! I could've used the one where part of her breast was exposed but I chose not to...didn't wanna get in trouble w/Rob!
#17
Posted: 10/9/03 at 1:44pm
I'd rather see Christina Aguilera as Audrey.
"Someone tell the story...Someone sing the song...."
#19
Posted: 10/9/03 at 1:46pm
Oh yeah, you're right. I still don't think I can do it.
#20
Posted: 10/9/03 at 1:52pm
Rob would die..your right!....
ya know if you resize that pic, make it long instead of short..we would be better able to reval in the trainwreck that is Jessie!
What I love and what is REALLY HOLLYWOOD...is this woman was on the B- list in Hollywood THREE MONTHS AGO..
and now.....
ya know if you resize that pic, make it long instead of short..we would be better able to reval in the trainwreck that is Jessie!
What I love and what is REALLY HOLLYWOOD...is this woman was on the B- list in Hollywood THREE MONTHS AGO..
and now.....
#21
Posted: 10/9/03 at 1:57pm
Nick was on Howard Stern this morning. Howard kept asking him if her stupidity was annoying....not in those exact words...but along those lines. He told Nick that the expression on his face at times makes it seem like he can't stand her.
Then of course he had to go into their sex life...too much information.
Then of course he had to go into their sex life...too much information.
#22
Posted: 10/9/03 at 2:24pm
"What I love and what is REALLY HOLLYWOOD...is this woman was on the B- list in Hollywood THREE MONTHS AGO.."
She's still on the B- list no? I mean her new album and her single were both flops right? Doesn't look like the TV show has done much for either of their careers.
She's still on the B- list no? I mean her new album and her single were both flops right? Doesn't look like the TV show has done much for either of their careers.
#23
Posted: 10/9/03 at 2:38pm
VA, my love!
She went from C-list (at best) to B-list and is now being made fun of by the A-list.
Whatever...I'm not even on the Z-list.
She went from C-list (at best) to B-list and is now being made fun of by the A-list.
Whatever...I'm not even on the Z-list.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#24
Posted: 10/9/03 at 2:46pm
THIS is how the A list is really judged!
Not by grosses! Not by record sales!
I watched it for myself last night!
It's judged by whose name is shouted at the loudest by the paparazzi!
Look at Maggie's icon pic. Look in the corner for Nick's face. Look at Jessica's.
She's REALLY a star now!
and she knows it.
Who cares why?
Jessica has gone from another teen singer to almost, ALMOST a household name. Yes, she maybe stupid, capricious, willful and thick as three short blanks..
but I like her..I mean, I'm drawn to her in a way that I was never drawn to Anna Nicole or Big Brother or Survivor...
and I'm not alone.
God Bless Jess...we're rooting for ya!
Jessica for Audrey in 2004!!
Not by grosses! Not by record sales!
I watched it for myself last night!
It's judged by whose name is shouted at the loudest by the paparazzi!
Look at Maggie's icon pic. Look in the corner for Nick's face. Look at Jessica's.
She's REALLY a star now!
and she knows it.
Who cares why?
Jessica has gone from another teen singer to almost, ALMOST a household name. Yes, she maybe stupid, capricious, willful and thick as three short blanks..
but I like her..I mean, I'm drawn to her in a way that I was never drawn to Anna Nicole or Big Brother or Survivor...
and I'm not alone.
God Bless Jess...we're rooting for ya!
Jessica for Audrey in 2004!!
Updated On: 10/9/03 at 02:46 PM
#25
Posted: 10/9/03 at 3:02pm
....and she brings her Louis Vuitton bag camping! Is that weird? I don't think so!
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