Put your money away guys, here it is:
Chapter 1
I was born in Blackpool.
Chapter 2
I got proper fat.
Chapter 3
I went on The Biggest Loser and lost loads of weight so I won.
Chapter 4
I put some weight back on.
Chapter 5.
I went on I'd Do Anything. I won.
Chapter 6.
Went to RADA for ten minutes, was in Les Mis for five and went on Loose Women.
Chapter 7.
I'm playing Nancy in Oliver alongside Mr Bean and Wales' answer to Theodore from the Chipmunks.
Epilogue
Wow, I can't believe how lucky I am, I pinch myself every morning, who'd have thought a girl from Blackpool... etc.
The end.
Updated On: 1/29/09 at 08:49 AM