John hill back in hairspray????????

[wicked4life51]

Posted: 11/27/04 at 7:11pm

is John back in hairspray cause i was just looking at the website, and now that bares over i guess bernard telsely gave him a chance......anyone know or seen him in

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 11/27/04 at 7:12pm

John Hill is back in. he returned several weeks ago when Jeff martin left for Good Vibrations.

[2day4u9704301]

Posted: 11/27/04 at 7:42pm

I saw him on Wednesday and he was fantastic as always!

[Crazy4MattMorrison52]

Posted: 11/27/04 at 10:20pm

i saw him sunday and he was great. he added a bit more then when he was in it before. i dont think he was better then jjm, who i thought was adorkable as fender. i wanna see john hill as link!

[Broadway_freak]

Posted: 11/27/04 at 10:38pm

Could anyone be so kind as to provide a link to John Hill's website. I tried googleing(?) it and it never came up. I know he has (or had) one. Thanks!

[broadwaystar2b]

Posted: 11/27/04 at 10:38pm

http://www.johnhillonline.com/

[adamized88]

Posted: 11/27/04 at 10:40pm

anybody know how long he'll be in it? i'd love to see him!

thanks in advance

[Crazy4MattMorrison52]

Posted: 11/27/04 at 10:41pm

till jan 26th i think

[Up In Won]

Posted: 11/27/04 at 10:46pm

Hm. That was him I saw today then? Hm!

[Broadway_freak]

Posted: 11/27/04 at 10:57pm

Has anyone read John Hill's journal entries? HILARIOUS!!


Sunday, October 03, 2004
Please disregard former advertisement for a job search. I have found a job. I am now a full-time dog-neuterer. That's right, I chop doggy-balls off. Boy is it ever fun. I never thought I would find something I liked better than auditioning and acting, but dang it, I've found it. Nothing satisfies me more than caressing a canine nut-sack, feeling the warmth that resided inside the soft scrotum, then taking my dull, cerrated-edged hacksaw and sawing it from the dog's body.
I was interning at a dog-groomers two days ago, trying to pick up some extra cash, when my mentor, Sally suggested that I give shearing the BichonFrisse a try. I was a little nervous at first, but then I began trimming its hair and it felt pretty good. When I got to the genital area, it seemed that the dog (Pancakes was his name), really needed the equivalent of a Brazillian. I mean, that dog had one hairy bush! I pressed the trimmers close to the skin of Pancake's sack and then blood started spurting out everywhere as his balls landed with a thud upon the groomer's work table. Pancakes yelped in pain, Sally fainted, and I rejoiced in having found a new calling. I suddenly realized that I was very skilled at something other than straining for high notes.
Castrating dogs has really changed my life. The only problem is, I have only been able to de-nut dogs illegally. I have been walking up and down the upper-east side looking for people walking dogs with big, fat balls, then I jump out of the bushes and whack 'em, then I run into the night. I have been wearing a mask, so as not to be recognized, but I want to take my passion into the open and not have to live in secrecy.
So, I do not need employment anymore. And I don't want to be an actor anymore. That is, unless it is a show that is made up of me alone on a stage whacking the nuts off of dogs for an audience. Let this be a lesson to all who doubt. When things are bad, when investors pull out of your show, for example, don't let it get you down. Don't feel sorry for yourself. Just get out some scissors, or you can even use your teeth if you're desparate, and slice the balls off of a dog. It really changes the way you look at things. Thank you for all your support, it is very helpful, but I am okay. I have found true nirvana and happiness. Nut sack whacking. Goodbye Broadway, hello dog balls.
Updated On: 11/27/04 at 10:57 PM