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#1

Kirstie Allen Sings !

Now that Ms. Allen has proven her musical abilities in those Pier One commericals, we must start casting her in Broadway shows.

I think she could take over for Donna in Wonderful Town.

How about Mama Morton?
#2

re: Kirstie Allen Sings !

she would be good in a show...I could picture her in Jackie Hoffmans role in Hairspray.
#3

re: re: Kirstie Allen Sings !

I think she is a horse. I'm sorry. the only good thing she did was CHEERS and the greatness of that show was not to her credit. Cast her as Caroline the cow in Gypsy. "MOO MOO MOO MOO" thats about it.

:)
Il n' y a pas d'amour heureux.
#5

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I think she could do a one-woman show about Scientology. Debbie Alley could choreograph.
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#6

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"That was so wrong"

So wrong that it was right? i don't want anyone to be upset, its just how I feel. I try to be funny, so don't be mad!! :)
Il n' y a pas d'amour heureux.
#7

re: Kirstie Allen Sings !

If the Weisslers get a whiff of her attempted singing, they'll cast her as Roxie in Chicago. [shiver]
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#8

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Namo: never fear...I got it. :)

I, too, think those commercials are horrendous. Nothing makes me want to run out and buy cheap Pier One Xmas stuff more than an Eileen Farrell-ish wanna-be coquette (who's greatest role came from shaving her head and playing a space alien) sultrily singing a tune that has been covered by Eartha. Wow, what marketing geniuses came up with THAT?
#13

re: Kirstie Allen Sings !

ummm...she didn't shave her head for your assumed "Star Trek" role. That was another actress.
#14

re: re: Kirstie Allen Sings !

Ummm, you're right, DoMeRi. My fault. It was an indian actress, I believe. I stand corrected.

But my opinion of Kirstie Alley remains unaltered.
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The bald Star Trek actress was Persis Khambatta from Bombay. Dies of a hewrt attack in 1998 at a mere 48 years old. Also seen in My Beautiful Laundrette.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#16

re: Kirstie Allen Sings !

Silly of me to register just to reply to this message, but why initiate this catty chat when you yourself are so alphabet-challenged? It's Kirstie ALLEY not ALLEN, dimnuts. Speaking of which, I can't say I like the commercials either but, as with any disaster footage, it's hard to look away.
#17

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"that was so wrong" = made me laugh loool defygravity hahaha
#18

re: Kirstie Allen Sings !

Well...

how wonderful of notoneofthelocals to join and with their first post slam someone.

Be it far from me to criticize, but please do us all a favor and UNjoin.


#19

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agreed...otherwise the board police will have you arrested.
#20

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"It's Kirstie ALLEY not ALLEN, dimnuts."

Yeah, we already know that. That's why Namo made that joke and called Debbie Allen: Debbie Alley. By the way, I'm pretty sure dimnuts is not a word.

"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
#21

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we are not a chinese dish...please do not call me a dimnut.
#22

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Namo, you are the king of this thread. I bow to your clever turn of words. Also, the only thing better than a man in uniform is a man OUT of uniform, heh heh.

Okay, RE: Ms. Alley, she has been redeemed as a viable actress in my eyes due to a funny as h@ll perfromance in a lil' movie called "Drop Dead Gorgeous". It stars Kirsten Dunst and others and is, in my opinion, a laff riot. If you haven't seen it then rush out and rent it. Truthfully, some of you won't find it funny as it takes a certain sense of humor, but some of you will pee yourself from laughing.

As for the Pier One commercials, I have effectively blocked them from my mind and refuse to admit they exist as part of Kirstie's ouvre.

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Poor Kirsty..Kristy.. Crusty, whatever.. reminds me of the missing segment of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" as young woman. Those commercials are horrid!
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#24

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Hahahaha....Those commercials scare me! I just want to pull my hair out after having to endure them.

Later!

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