Seeing the title of this thread, here is what I imagined:
Curtain opens to reveal 50-member orchestra. The Concert Master enters to a mild smattering of applause and the orchestra tunes up. The Conductor enters to slightly more enthuastic applause and begins the intro.
Lea Salonga enters the stage and the crowd goes wild.
The orchestra plays a 32-bar intro which increases in intensity as Lea takes a deep breath, opens her mouth, and sings...
"ELPHABAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!"
The orchestra fininshes with a flourish. The conductor motions the musicians to stand and accept their applause. The conductor bows. Then Lea bows to a spontaneous standing ovation. She kisses her hand and waves to the crowd. The curtain falls. Lights up and the audience exits abuzz with excitement.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian