Legally Blonde Audition Suggestions

I have an audition for legally blonde on Thursday. Hell! I need an

Uptempo
Funny
Musical theatre song
That I can do in an American accent
And preferably sounds L-blondeish.

Help!

I think everyone will do wedding singer so don't want to do anything like that.
Is there any stuff from the States recently that I could use?

Could be a cabaret song for a girl, as long as it's not 'girly' cos if it's obscure they wouldn't know who it's meant for.

I need it to be they-won't-ever-forget-me-hilarious.

Ideas??? Thanks all! XX

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"My Lifelong Love" - Georgia Stitt
"Here I Am" - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"Fly into the Future" - Vanities

Edit - Fly into the Future isn't necessary funny, but I would think it'd be a good audition song for LB?

Updated On: 6/4/10 at 09:23 PM

"Life with Harold" from The Full Monty.

"Three Bedroom House" from Bat Boy could easily be done by one person as an audition song, especially since I assume they are only asking for 16-32 bars, though it may be a bit obvious.