Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]

[arch_animal90]

Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#1

Posted: 2/17/09 at 2:37pm

Well, rummor has it!
heres some of the rumored cast....
According to a WOS poster Duncan James is Warner, Denise Van Outen is being approached for Paulette, Richard Dempsey is Emmett, and Sheridan Smith as Elle!

[CSonBroadway]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#2

Posted: 2/17/09 at 3:38pm

And we should believe this "rumor" because...any links?

I'm a professional. Whenever something goes wrong on stage, I know how to handle it so no one ever remembers. I flash my %#$&. "Jayne just sat there while Gina flailed around the stage like an idiot."

[Kelly2]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#2

Posted: 2/17/09 at 3:39pm

This is not true, at least the part about Denise Van Outen isn't as of now.

"Get mad, then get over it." - Colin Powell

Updated On: 2/17/09 at 03:39 PM

[arch_animal90]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#3

Posted: 2/17/09 at 4:32pm

i said RUMOR HAS IT...i didnt ask you to believe it.
dont even bother responding if your going to be rude!your not worth it
and i read it on the west end board

[CurtainPullDowner]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#4

Posted: 2/17/09 at 5:14pm

Did songanddanceman make the cut?

[TheCharleston]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#5

Posted: 2/17/09 at 5:24pm

Haha!

Probably not, Curtain.

But SongAndDance will keep schillin that damn "Flashdance" mess.

[sayokay]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#6

Posted: 2/17/09 at 5:42pm

What?! I was hoping Laura Bell would Elle. Ugh!

[PiraguaGuy2]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#7

Posted: 2/17/09 at 5:42pm

"Legally Blone"? I think you mean "Legally Blown", the porno adaptation of the classic film.

Jenna Jameson is a revelation as Elle!

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[sayokay]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#8

Posted: 2/17/09 at 5:45pm

Grow up a little!!

Is there any news of Laura Bell opening the show? I was hoping she would :/

[TheCharleston]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#9

Posted: 2/17/09 at 5:56pm

Or maybe you should grow up? You're the one who's whining about a girl not playing the role of Elle. yikes.

it's just a RUMOR anyway..

[songanddanceman2]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#10

Posted: 2/17/09 at 7:14pm

wow Charleston your a lovely person aren't you

I have my audition next week for ensemble as most of the leads have been cast, i can tell you one of them names are true that have been mentioned

Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna

[mormonophobic]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#11

Posted: 2/18/09 at 4:30am

Isn't Sheridan Smith busy filming the Bewitched thing for BBC or is that no longer happening?

[AngusN]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#12

Posted: 2/18/09 at 6:10am

I really don't think Sheridan is right for Elle. Firstly, she doesn't look like a popular cheerleader. Secondly, does she have the chops required for the part? I don't believe she has. Yes, she did well singing Audrey in LSoH, but singing, and more importantly sustaining Elle, is a much bigger ask.

I would love to have seen Siobhan Dillon play the role. Althoughg again I'm not 100% sure that she could sustain it for 8 shows a week. Yes, she was fab in Grease and Can't Smile... but they are nothing compared to LB.

[songanddanceman2]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#13

Posted: 2/18/09 at 8:06am

Sheridan is also filming a new season of 2 pints of lager at the moment.

Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna

[Weez]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#14

Posted: 2/18/09 at 9:14am

Nothing about Britain - not even the obscene teenage pregnancy rate or Gordon Brown - depresses me as much as the knowledge that Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps continues to find an audience, despite never being any good AT ALL. :/

Notes from the Earlham Street Gutter

[PalJoey]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#15

Posted: 2/18/09 at 9:51am

"Legally Blone"?

I think you misspelled that.

It should be "Legally Blown."

[PiraguaGuy2]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#16

Posted: 2/18/09 at 9:54am

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[PalJoey]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#17

Posted: 2/18/09 at 9:56am

Great minds think alike...and they're all in the gutter.

[PiraguaGuy2]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#18

Posted: 2/18/09 at 9:57am

Indeed.

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[songanddanceman2]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#19

Posted: 2/18/09 at 10:08am

Weez its a silly fun program with some very witty scripts, its not supposed to be Shakespeare, its just a campy late night chavy tv show

Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna

[PiraguaGuy2]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#20

Posted: 2/18/09 at 10:10am

I know, right? Bleedin' wankers!

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[Weez]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#21

Posted: 2/18/09 at 12:05pm

Witty scripts? Where? All I see is embarrassing rubbish. There's room in my heart for fluff as well as art (I think my collection of kids picture books and fondness towards Dan Brown should be testament of that), but some things are just too awful.

Notes from the Earlham Street Gutter

[AngusN]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#22

Posted: 2/18/09 at 1:08pm

I agree Weez, the scripts are awful. And the acting (if that's what you call it) is even worse. It's a terrible show.

[Scripps2]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#23

Posted: 2/18/09 at 2:25pm

Re: Two Pints of Lager and...

As a successor to The Royle Family (as it was marketed to be) it is dire.

Shouldn't this be on that thread on the off-topic board?

[CurtainPullDowner]

re: Legally Blone in the West End is on its way! :]#24

Posted: 2/18/09 at 3:15pm

Sonanddanceman, how is your rope skipping?