Theatertrash, if you'd like to meet me, please answer the following questions:
1. How much love and adoration to you have for Carol Channing?
2. How many times have you seen Carol in HELLO, DOLLY!
3. Do you attend church regularly?
4. What's you annual income?
5. Which social registers are you listed in?
6. What are your favorite restaurants in Europe?
7. How often do you visit Corine's Corner?
8. How do you feel about snow globes?
9. Do you enjoy watching re-runs of WILL AND GRACE just to see Eric McCormack?
10. Do you agree with me that David Wright is the sexiest man in sports today?
After reviewing your answers to these questions, I'll decide whether I want to meet you.
Thank you very much.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 9/21/06 at 09:58 PM