I think I may hold off from this one and wait until we get to..
Phantom 7: Mission to Moscow
..in which our horribly disfigured composer anti-hero, having been banished from America for allowing his rival Raul Kenwright to escape and tour Whistle Down The Wind, decides to aim for European domination by excreting half a McMelody from his trunk and getting any young girl he can to warble it*
*He tried to get his former saucer-eyed love interest to reunite for a Russian triumph but unfortunately she had by now gone totally off her rocker touring Coney Island singing sub Enya/Cirque du Soleil dirges in her Kate Bush tribute act.
"I tend to think if god wanted us to believe in him, he'd exist" Linda Smith