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#26

re: Mario Cantone

Posted: 6/6/05 at 3:52pm

So loud, obnoxious and just not funny. Like a gay Joan Rivers without the writing talent. LAUGH WHORE was on last week, and we could only stomach it for 30 minutes or so. THe Jim Morrison bit was inspired, the rest tired. He did a bunch of imitations (imitations without any jokes) that went on far too long.

I'd rather have my teeth drilled than see him.

#27

re: Mario Cantone

Posted: 6/6/05 at 3:56pm

I guess I am in the minority here- I like Mario. He is funny and over the top and he knows it! He is just having fun.
Saw Laugh Whore in Feb and it was a great show- a fun ride for 90 minutes

"I want to tell you that Elvis would be proud." I said: "Priscilla, if I get 100 bad reviews, it won't matter because of what you said."

#28

re: Mario Cantone

Posted: 6/6/05 at 4:02pm

he can be funny and sometimes and he isnt. lol.

#29

re: Mario Cantone

Posted: 6/6/05 at 4:02pm

AMAZINGLY funny.

Love him to death! His comedy is just to die for. His Judy Garland was great:

"Does anyone know what my name old name used to be? Francis Gumm, that's right! What a marvelous homosexual you are!"

Ahhhh, some goood stuff there.

#30

re: Mario Cantone

Posted: 6/6/05 at 4:07pm

There's a special padded room for people like him.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#31

re: Mario Cantone

Posted: 6/6/05 at 4:37pm

beaver i love your quote!

"Judy Garland, Jimmy Dean, You tragedy Queen" ~ Taboo

"Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his d!ck in...ex's getting std's...schadenfruede" ~ Ave Q

"when dangers near, exploit their fear" ~ Reefer Madness the Musical

#32

re: Mario Cantone

Posted: 6/6/05 at 4:41pm

It definitely fits. And a great moment from a wonderful show (but you can tell I'm biased hehehe)

#33

re: Mario Cantone

Posted: 6/6/05 at 4:46pm

Sorry...but I don't care for Mario Cantone's style at all. He's way too brash for my taste and comes off as trying way too hard to be funny.

#34

re: Mario Cantone

Posted: 6/6/05 at 4:50pm

"Like a gay Joan Rivers" You just described everyone I know.

#35

re: Mario Cantone

Posted: 6/6/05 at 5:09pm

When did loud and adventurous become obnoxious? Sometimes it seems like we've all become too polite.

I, for one, think Cantone is a stitch. God love him...even when though he misses occassionally, he always goes for it 100%. That's the sign of a true performer.

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