Mario: Mr. Torn Torso, Only More So

Move over Shirtless Matthew McConaughey because Shirtless Mario Lopez is taking your old shift as People Magazine's Hottest Bachelor. (Matt is technically not a bachelor anymore, considering that his girlfriend is about to give birth, though gossip reports say Shirtless Matty Mac may still be engaging in some singleton shenanigans.)

But back on the shirtless tip, Mario is supposedly also pants-less in the issue coming out Friday, but we're guessing his big reveal will be about as revealing as Miley Cyrus' strategic coverup in Inanity Fair.

Other hot batchelor catches include Spandex centaur Andy Samberg and self-described "most arrogant person you'll ever meet" Terrence Howard.

But really, it's all about the abs-surdly ripped Mr. Lopez. So, congrats, Mario. Seems like you broke up with your Dancing With the Stars partner Karina Smirnoff just in time to bag this big honor. Whew! What a lucky coincidence.



http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b143239_mario_mr_torn_torso_only_more.html

"Mario Lopez: Looks like a ken doll. Ick."

Does that mean he has built-in underwear down there or is it just smooth?

I think just smooth.

And there is plenty wrong with a ken doll. I like real people with some unique-ness to them. Mario Lopez looks like he's made out of plastic.

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"Matthew McConaughey: Would be gorgeous if he'd just shower more."

uhm...I'll shower him!