Mary Cherry's Mamma comes back to Broadway!

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Posted: 2/15/05 at 5:00pm

I just saw that Delta Burke is going to be in Steal Magnolia's. That is GREAT news. I love her. Hope to get some reviews on here!

Cherry Cheers!

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 2/15/05 at 5:36pm

I LOVE Mary Cherry and Cherry Cherry!

Off-topic, but I cannot WAIT for Season 2 on DVD!!


Nicole Julian: "I told you, I don't want the dramatically different moisturizer, capice?"

Ghost of Christmas Past: "I come not to hydrate, but to warn."

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Posted: 2/15/05 at 5:55pm

Scene: Kennedy High lunch room>

Poppita: I must say I'm surprised. I'm new at this school. I didn't think that many people knew me.

Mary Cherry: You're not the only one who's pleasantly surprised Poppita. I figured people would be jealous of my exotic good looks, an throw their support towards plainer girls, like yourself. Hey Poppita, Isn't Carmen Ferrara's nomination a hoot?

Poppita: Yeah! Oh - do you want to come over tonight and work on campaign posters together Mary Cherry?

Mary Cherry: Ok.

Enter Nicole

Nicole: That's not going to happen Poppita. I can't believe the two of you are even thinking of running against Brooke. Where's your sense of loyalty? Where's your Glamazon spirit? I'm stunned.

Mary Cherry: It's not like we're runnin' against Brooke, Nick. We're just havin' fun with our own nominations.

Nicole: Well put away your magic markers Texas, because in both your cases the nominations are honor enough. No one's going to vote for the two of you any way. You're both new gals on the scene with no support base. Brooke's only real competition is me, and since I can't run this year, I've decided to stick close to the flame and be Brooke's campaign manager.

Enter Brooke

Brooke: Hey guys. Oh, congratulations on your nominations Mary Cherry, Poppita. That is so great. Listen, we're going to have so much fun on court this year no matter who wins, right?

Mary Cherry: Ok Brookie.

Brooke: Oh, I forget to tell you....

Mary Cherry (interrupting): You're withdrawin' on account of illness?

Nicole: Brookie. Mary Cherry and Poppita have just informed me that they're voting for you. Not only that, but they're also campaigning for you.

Brooke: You guys!

Mary Cherry (snarly): I hope you win Brooke! You deserve to win!

Updated On: 2/15/05 at 05:55 PM

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Posted: 2/15/05 at 6:00pm

Secretary: Excuse me Ms. Cherry. I'm sorry to interrupt, but your daughter's holding on line 2.

Cherry Cherry: Hey Darlin', this better not be another call from the Hot House tellin' me you got busted for shopliftin' again, cause Mamma here's lost her patience.

Mary Cherry: Mama, I made it. I got nominated for Homecomin' Queen.

Cherry Cherry: Well hot-digity Baby Girl, finally you win at somethin'! You know, Mamma here's a former Miss Texas, Miss America runner-up. You think you got what it takes to carry on the family tradition? Ya gotta huge enough head to balance that tiara on.

Mary Cherry: Mamma, I want that crown, and I'll do anything to get it. Anything!

Cherry Cherry: That's my gal!

OKAY - I'LL STOP NOW!

[suzycat]

Posted: 2/15/05 at 6:53pm

I miss that show. I'll never forget the awful cliffhanger in the final episode!

[Justice]

Posted: 2/15/05 at 6:54pm

Nicole Jullian (Tammy Lynn Michaels) is married to Melissa Etheridge!!!!

[suzycat]

Posted: 2/15/05 at 7:01pm

That rocks my world.

[Justice]

Posted: 2/15/05 at 7:04pm

Does anyone know when Season 2 is being released???

[suzycat]

Posted: 2/15/05 at 10:13pm

March 8th.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 2/15/05 at 10:26pm

Cherry Cherry: "She may not be smart or pretty, but she's as loyal as a rottweiler!"

[Justice]

Posted: 2/15/05 at 10:28pm

Nicole: Thank you!

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Posted: 2/16/05 at 12:58am

I love "Caged" - the episode where all the secrets are revealed when the girls are locked in the bathroom. After all secrets are revealed ---

Mary Cherry: Wait! I lied about my secret. My true secret is more shocking and scandalous than all ya'all's combined. I too slept with Josh! And Joe! At the same time! But, two menfolk were not enough to sooth my carnal cravin's and that's why Lil' Lilly joined us too!

Lilly (stangling Mary Cherry): Mary Cherry, you are such a liar!

Mary Cherry: Stop tryin' to kiss me Lil' Lilly!

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Posted: 2/16/05 at 1:01am

One of the most classic Mary Cherry moments!

Mary Cherry (on the phone): Shrimp and chocolate? Yum.

Miss Glass: Cherry, hang up that phone!

Mary Cherry: I gotta go. Well, guess who that was Lil' Lilly? Caesar Crutons himself. He's gotta new lobster comin' in today. It's destination? My gullet!!!

Lilly: You wouldn't dare Mary Cherry!

Mary Cherry: There's not a crustacean safe in this state from my retribution seekin' mandibles. Lil' Eddie's sister, Lil' Babe, is mine, and she too will soon be swimmin' in my potent stomach acid. In short, Lil' Lilly, eat me!

-----later in the episode------

Mary Cherry: FYI Lil' Lilly. Vis-a-vis our upcoming bowling competition, we now have muscle behind our balls, tiny dancer. Miss Glass, who also despises you, has agreed to bowl for The Browns. And so has Sugar Daddy, whose DNA is tainted with white trash bowling prowess. You'll never save Lil' Babe now. She's mine!

-------the touching ending scene between Lilly and Mary Cherry-----

Mary Cherry: All right, tiny dancer. Your ten minutes of good-bye are up. Hand over my tasty, delicious prize.

Lilly (sniffling): Good-bye, Lil' Babe. (hands Lil' Babe to M.C.). I'm sorry.

Mary Cherry: Yeah, well, you should be. Your bowling skills are atrocious.

Lilly: I'm not sorry I'm a bad bowler. I'm sorry for the way I treated you, Mary Cherry.

Mary Cherry: Is this a trick? You tryin' to butter me up? Cause now that I'm blonde again, and glamorously hard as nails, I won't be fallin' for your sob story, Sid Vicious. (after a pause). Alright, I give. Why you sorry?

Lilly: I'm sorry, because it's my hard shell, my armor that's responsible for Lil' Babe's death, not you. You're stupid and blonde and you don't know any better.

Mary Cherry: Go on. I'm listenin'.

Lilly: See, if I had just dropped the hard-ass, "don't eat lobster, it's bad" routine, and just taken the time to explain to you, calmly and rationally, why eating something with a mother is outdated and wrong, maybe you would have helped me save Lil' Babe, instead of cook her.

Mary Cherry (sobbing): Lilly, that's just so true.

Lilly: Huh. It's funny how, now that I took off my shell in front of you and allowed myself to be vulnerable, for the first time in a long time, I don't feel that way.

Mary Cherry: Lilly, I proclaim you my friend, my ally against extinction. The bet's off. Lil' Babe shall live.

Lilly: Are you serious? Oh, my God. Mary Cherry, thank you. (she hugs M.C.)

Mary Cherry (giggling): You're welcome. (grabbing the lobster box) Oh. Funny how a little lobster could weigh so much.

Lilly: Yeah. She's about a brick's worth.

Mary Cherry: Have you said your good-byes?

Lilly: Yeah.

Mary Cherry. Ok. Go out to that hall phone and call FedEx, and let's ship her back to her natural Maine waters.

Lilly (grabbing for the carrier): Oh.

Mary Cherry (grabbing for the carrier): Hon, I'll just seal her up for her journey, and then we'll go out for tofu. Okay?

Lilly: Okay.

Mary Cherry: Now, don't try to kiss me just cause you're all mushy now, Lil' Lilly.

Lilly: Okay. I'll see you out there.

Mary Cherry: Okay. Bye.

(Lilly leaves)

Mary Cherry: What a sucker that Lil' Lilly is. Tofu, my ass that rocks! Lobster's what I crave, and after brushin' up on my actin' skills just now, lobster is what I'm gonna have.

(she's puts the carrier down and opens it)

Mary Cherry: Oh, and you know what Lil' Babe? Know two things before you meet your maker. I hated The Prince of Tides, and us blondes always win. Always.

(she puts a poison dart shooter to her mouth, shoots, and hits Lil' Babe as "Rock Lobster" plays)

Mary Cherry (pulling a brick out of her bag): Oh. Well, my my. I see rigor mortis has set in. Oh, that's gotta hurt Lil' Babe.

(she begins laughing wildly as she puts Lil' Babe in her purse and puts the brick in the carrier).

Have this memorized, but it's my favorite.

Updated On: 2/16/05 at 01:01 AM

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 4:49pm

I love it! I am sooo excited for Season 2. Mary Cherry and Nicole Julian rock my world.

PS- I too love Mary Cherry on the cellphone saying "Shrimp and chocolate? Yum!"

AND i LOVE Nicole's use of "Thank You." As in, teacher calls her name for role-call and she says *filing her nails* "Thank You."

Also, love when Bio Glass screams at Lilly "Siddown suffragette!"

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 4:55pm

Question: why did Mary Cherry call Harrison John "Joe"???

[Tom1071]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 5:13pm

I loved that show soooo much. I thought it was hysterical. I was so disappointed when it got cancelled.

One of my favorite moments was from the very first episode when they were having cheerleader try outs and Brooke and Nicole had just finished showing them the dance routine and asked if their were any questions and Mary Cherry raised her hand and said, "Ya'll, do I have to do the splits? I'm a Christian!"

Oh PS:

Did anyone know that the producer of that show, Oliver Goldstick is Douglass Seals' partner? Did I spell his name right? I don't want to get jumped. Updated On: 2/16/05 at 05:13 PM

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 5:37pm

Lots of gayness on Popular! Tammi-Lynn Michaels marries Melissa Etheridge, Lilly questions her sexuality, the actor who plays Ben on Queer As Folk as Vice Principal Calvin Krupps, Nicole Julian torturing Freddy Gong by calling him floral names, Bio Glass (Excuse me, Miss Glass, sir...)- don't know what they had in store for her, but it HAD to be good.

I will be crying once I've viewed all of Season 2's DVDs. No more to come.

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 2/17/05 at 3:44pm

Bump!

Anyone know the answer to my question about Harrison being called "Joe" by Mary Cherry?

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 5:22pm

*bump*

Popular Season 2 is out on DVD tomorrow!