Michael Riedel's Views on the Tony Awards — Page 5
#102
Posted: 6/17/08 at 2:54pm
I'll write a musical about Roscoe.
And it will be brilliant and will have no haters. None.
And it will be brilliant and will have no haters. None.
Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE
#103
Posted: 6/17/08 at 2:55pm
Blaxx - can Patti play the part of Roscoe?
#104
Posted: 6/17/08 at 2:56pm
Reginald, you are condemned to transportation abroad to the PASSING STRANGE Haters Camp for the crime of disparaging the Pinnacle of Human Accomplishment known as PASSING STRANGE. Pack your few pitiful belongings, not that you have any, and report to track 7.
All Hail STEW!
All Hail STEW!
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
#105
Posted: 6/17/08 at 2:58pm
Roscoe, I've punched out my top hat, swallowed my bow tie, and put out my cigarette.
I know I brought this on myself . . .
I know I brought this on myself . . .
#106
Posted: 6/17/08 at 2:58pm
I was thinking Stew will play Roscoe, as it was determined he has written the ultimate Broadway masterpiece, and is the best actor to grace the Great White Way in decades.
Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE
Updated On: 6/17/08 at 02:58 PM
#107
Posted: 6/17/08 at 3:03pm
Blaxx, I am so unworthy of that honor. Having the Great Leader STEW portray me, poor humble little me, would be too much.
I wouldn't presume for someone so incredibly exhalted as the Great God STEW to deign to portray someone so utterly debased and low as myself, when he is so busy spreading the gospel of his own Cutting Edge Artistic Genius, the like of which has not been seen in the pitiful history of life on this earth.
All hail STEW! All hail PASSING STRANGE!
I wouldn't presume for someone so incredibly exhalted as the Great God STEW to deign to portray someone so utterly debased and low as myself, when he is so busy spreading the gospel of his own Cutting Edge Artistic Genius, the like of which has not been seen in the pitiful history of life on this earth.
All hail STEW! All hail PASSING STRANGE!
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
#108
Posted: 6/17/08 at 3:08pm
Yeah, the Holocaust allusion to boarding a train to "camp" is really funny, Roscoe.
#109
Posted: 6/17/08 at 3:11pm
Track 7, Tiny. You're next.
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
#110
Posted: 6/17/08 at 3:22pm
Thinking someone is a dick is not always an insult
#112
Posted: 6/17/08 at 3:40pm
Riedel wishes he was a theatre critic but lacks the talent. So he writes a s***ty gossip column and makes snippy little backhanded comments about shows with producers that didn't pay him off.
#113
Posted: 6/17/08 at 3:49pm
No, those are pretty much front-handed comments.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 6/17/08 at 03:49 PM
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