I actually thought I didn't care for the PS number on the Tonys simply because it wasn't my dish of tea. 
 
I'm relieved to find out that I'm simply bitter and threatened. 
 
Sooooo much simpler than having to make up my own mind.
		     				
		     					
		     			I'll write a musical about Roscoe. 
 
And it will be brilliant and will have no haters. None.
		     						     						
Blaxx - can Patti play the part of Roscoe?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
		     			Reginald, you are condemned to transportation abroad to the PASSING STRANGE Haters Camp for the crime of disparaging the Pinnacle of Human Accomplishment known as PASSING STRANGE.  Pack your few pitiful belongings, not that you have any, and report to track 7. 
 
All Hail STEW!
		     						     						
		     			Roscoe, I've punched out my top hat, swallowed my bow tie, and put out my cigarette. 
 
I know I brought this on myself . . .
		     				
		     					
		     			I was thinking Stew will play Roscoe, as it was determined he has written the ultimate Broadway masterpiece, and is the best actor to grace the Great White Way in decades. 
		     						     						
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
		     			Blaxx, I am so unworthy of that honor.  Having the Great Leader STEW portray me, poor humble little me, would be too much.   
 
I wouldn't presume for someone so incredibly exhalted as the Great God STEW to deign to portray someone so utterly debased and low as myself, when he is so busy spreading the gospel of his own Cutting Edge Artistic Genius, the like of which has not been seen in the pitiful history of life on this earth. 
 
All hail STEW!  All hail PASSING STRANGE!
		     						     						
Yeah, the Holocaust allusion to boarding a train to "camp" is really funny, Roscoe.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Track 7, Tiny. You're next.
		     			Thinking someone is a dick is not always an insult  
		     				
		     					
Riedel wishes he was a theatre critic but lacks the talent. So he writes a s***ty gossip column and makes snippy little backhanded comments about shows with producers that didn't pay him off.
		     			No, those are pretty much front-handed comments. 
		     						     						
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