My solution is an expert marksman in the royal box. They could also deal with talkers and people with wrinkly sweet wrappers. We would need to up the cleaning budget a bit though.
My favorite game when I'm at a show i dont enjoy one bit, slyly as possible make as much noise as I can, but try to make sure no one realises where the noise is coming from!
It may not be fair on the audience, but I dont think its fair I paid £25 to see utter nonsense which is unimaginative and dull!
is the solution not just to switch off your BLOODY phone! As a front of house manager who has to deal with annoying people with annoying phones on a regular basis i'm waiting for someone to develop a blocking device which will stop mobiles from being used inside the auditorium.
Technology already exists to block mobile signals, Boybooshka. Too bad that doctors/surgeons/other emergency personnel who need to be available 24/7 go to the theatre, eh? That's the real problem with implementing that technology.
Also, I do recall reading an article about something being developed to help deter people from taking pictures during a show. I believe that article came out around the time Equus was transferring to Broadway. It had to do with a device emitting infrared light, so that cameras couldn't focus properly.
In a couple of theatres in London, i noticed them in Gielgud, are infrared lights, they have no effect to the eye except a VERY low red glow, but they emit a very strong white light to cameras, however, technology has moved on to, and most digital cameras and camcorders have infrared filters, rendering the lights usless except to some mobile phone cameras and cheap digital cameras, at the moment, there really is no answer to stopping cameras, yes there is tech. availible to block phone signals, BUT it is VERY expensive and hard to come by, i have a feeling you also need special permission in this country as it has been argued it intrudes on certain human rights and current laws, along with the fact certain people, as said above, need to be reached at all times, the biggest problem is price though, theaters would make NO return on having this device, but it would cost them a HUGE amount of money to implement in such large venues, and finally, it would have effect on certain types of radio mics as well, they use different bandwidths in the air, but in testing, they have been found, on occasions, to cause some disturbance!
Technology already exists to block mobile signals, Boybooshka. Too bad that doctors/surgeons/other emergency personnel who need to be available 24/7 go to the theatre, eh? That's the real problem with implementing that technology.
Did they not attend the theater before mobile phones were invented? I'd love to know how many of the ringing phones that interupt performances I attend are for emergency personnel... I say implement the technology and re-introduce whatever procedures were used to contact these people in the dark days pre-1990.
Pagers have been around for much longer for the doctors out there, and before that presumably they had to stay at home or stay at the hospital or people just had to wait.
My old consultant used to put her mobile phone and pager onto silent and stick them under either bra strap. They might have been quiet, but she always made a right show of getting an IMPORTANT phonecall. Other people do manage to be more discreet and hopefully would get seats at the end of an row and leave the auditorium before starting to chat.
To be fair, after all my moaning, i have had a few people come and ask specifically if they could move to an aisle seat because they were on call or expecting an important call and didn't want to disturb the rest of the audience.
I know in NYC it is against the law to have signal blockers in place because while they do block the signals of mobil phones, they also block the signals around you as well. So, while they would want the signals to not be found in theatres why should some guy who is walking down the street outside the theatre be punished for talking on his phone whilst going for a walk if he isn't in theatre seeing the show himself?
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