Monday, Monday...

Right, I realise it's not right to start a thread off topic on a day that ain't Friday, but the Lovepigeon has the Monday blues.

Last week, after some pretty rubbish snow days, I went to work for one day before succumbing to some mystery illness. A visit to the doctor (a doctor who had one eye, I might add... Jesus, why didn't I go and take careers advice from a tramp while I was at it?) confirmed that the mystery illness was/is tonsillitis but because I also have an upper respitory virus, he wouldn't give me antibiotics. Instead, he told me to just 'sit it out'. So I sat it out.

On Friday, my boss phoned me to tell me that any more sick days would be unpaid so I've had to come in today, feeling like death, having had a nightmare weekend of ghosts bullying fish, flash floods of couscous, plumbing nightmares, f*ckjob neighbours and tonsils like cacti. Also, I was offered a pair of tickets for Plague Over England on Thursday but I have a flat inspection with my witch landlady that night.

I could easily cry right now. Cheering messages to brighten up a wet and very miserable Monday please.

Pigeon: That really sucks. Clearly you need a new doctor!

Thanks, you guys!

I've emailed that picture to almost everyone I know, by the way. I love it!!

Isnt it 7 days then you need a Drs paper from day 8???

Feeling much better thanks... well, it is Friday!

I really don't have any sick days left... getting to work is such a hassle, so even if it's just a sniffle or a slightly irregular bowel movement, I'm on that phone telling my boss I'm dying. Now it's caught up with me. Ugh.

Oh good Lord, a M&P musical would be a travesty. How could those voices (well, Cass Elliot's) ever be recreated? Horror!

Thanks again, you guys... I f*cking love this board.