Then you probably don't actually want a monologue...do you? Once you split it up it won't be nearly as coherent.
While I can't think of any specific "techie type" monologues or scenes, here's an idea that some of my techies did one year at our banquet:
They took a scene from some play with truly atrocious language. Then they changed all the swear words consistently with truly clean and goofy "acceptable" words. (ie. f-bomb was always "fornicate") THEN, they played the scene totally straight...with all the intensity it should of have with the more colorful language. It was hysterical.
If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it?
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