This one because I always stick my finger in it and get hurt.
This one because it always breaks.
This one most of all because it doesn't cover the whole window!
And this one because, well look at it. No way does it cool anything off.
I get most annoyed by fans like these:
Ugh, I don't blame you. That's a really ugly fan.

This one is so disagreeable. Hardly blows anything.
This one because, well have you seen my new flat top?
This one because it reminds me of Pacific Overtures, which reminds me of those awful Sondheim fans
This one for obvious reasons
This one is too loud on the low setting. I can't sleep.
This one doesn't look like a fan, so that's annoying.
This one because it thinks it's a DJ's turntable
This one makes you look like a stupid tourist or whatever. Plus, one wrong move and you could lose an eye.
OMG!
Marianne for the win!
Because it reminds me of those blasted "geriatric queens"
What is that? Is that a spoon-fan?
A span? A foon?
It reminds me of a spork.
This one because it watches me wherever I go in the room.
This one because it tickles when I'm just trying to dance!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Tazber:
I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!!
OMG joe! Those Tazbar fans are the WORST.
What are they called again? Tazberettes? Ugh, so lame.
Tazmaniacs. Duh.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Does Taz sign? The Taz from the third national tour is going back to Broadway to play Taz (again) for the third time! Who is supposed to play Taz in the movie?
Spare me
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/30/08

I'm your biggest flan.
Updated On: 7/20/12 at 08:51 AM
This thread made me pee a little .... thank got not into my fan
This is my favorite Fan Tan Fanny, because I can't tell if it's obnoxious or annoying or merely appalling:

The Rice Rockettes - Fan Tan Fanny, starring Miss Beyonsoy

My favorite Fan
Updated On: 7/20/12 at 10:23 AM
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