Why aren't they both on Broadway?
Because they're movies! And neither are very good ones at that.
If you want a good night's sleep, rent Newsies. Better than Ambien. Fess up, how many people actually saw the whole thing through at a first sitting?
Moulin Rouge is a derivative mess. It always felt like a Boheme leftover. Who cares about these people? I mean so she dies. We all will sooner or later. There is a lot of style there, but the substance is mild.
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher