Hey, it could be worse. Out here in the hinterlands, we have to contend with two -- count 'em,
two -- revues of the life and work of Patsy Cline, a dog of a work called
Music for the Millenium, a couple of editions of
The British Invasion.... it just goes on and on. :)
"That duck was a sexual toy, and it was on display!" -- an unknown Nashville town leader