My 2 Year old Niece Adores Tarzan

That's so sweet to hear! :) Start em' young!

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Any reason you couldn't post this in

https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?boardname=bway&thread=905775#2370373

just curious...

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Craig, good work lately cleaning up the boards lately, I like it. But where was everyone last night with 'skankywhore'?

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See.. I was believing you except a three month old speaking? Come on Namo - she was using sign language and you just KNEW was she was doing on the phone...

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Namo,
You are silly.

No Craig, I didn't edit anything. Gah.

Some people are paranoid. Maybe I added a punctuation or whatever.

I said Anamda Byrse was her BABYSITTER.

I have other nieces. Another niece I mean.

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I never had a nanny. I was too poor at the time. My sister in law, she is rich, and blonde.

I have one niece. I mean, one set of twin nieces. They seem like one because they are so similar. Only her mother and I can tell them apart. My brother can't even, and they're his twins. One is older, because she was born first, in case you were wondering. And she was the one who called me and remembered when they saw "Duh Wagina Monologues." They loved it!

But my nephew, who is a good deal older, he's the real theater lover. My nephew devoured The Vagina Monologues! Because I gave him the book of it signed by Eva Ansler. And Cherry Jones. I got her to sign it when I ran into her on the street and I didn't have anything else for her to sign. She came up to me

when she noticed I had on a "Flesh & Blood" t-shirt from the NYTW production she starred in. I told her I thought the show was awesome and would she sign my Vagina Monologue, which I had in my man purse.

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Updated On: 7/30/06 at 01:23 AM

As a matter of fact I saw Shenandoah, I would have KILLED to have been in it. "Pa???" I practiced that line in my room. But the stage was not for me.

I might have mentioned I lived around the corner from Kristin Scott Thomas before Prince discovered her. We went to school together. Not George C. Scott. We played games and it was fun. But I never had a nanny.

I have to go to bed now. 1:30 am? Nuh uh. I can't believe I am up so late. I have a life. And some nieces and nephew. Nephew. Got it? Good!

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Isn't one of your nephews Josh Mostel?

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Y'all need to go to bed!

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Thanks Undi [moderator, put one of those winking things here]. I just have my own style. I'm not deliberately trying to start trends but I can see how it happens.

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"Please post with courtesy (and common sense) - no use of profanity, obscenities, or name calling."

Corine2, I think that's for you. You should be careful with the mean names like "Bullies of Broadwayworld."

Although I thank you for sticking up for me as everybody has been ripping into me here when all I was doing was telling the story of my adorable young little nephew who called me to tell me how much he "wuvved duh Wagina Monopoly."

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