My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

#1

My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/11/03 at 9:44pm

Is anyone in the theatre with a laptop? How is it going? What is she doing RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT? Please report.

---

"Do you know ChrisLovesShows?" "Yes. Why, yes he does!"

#2

re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/11/03 at 9:51pm

I know. I'm terrified. Won't she be doing the "Hot Honey Rag" in a few minutes?!?!?

#3

re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/11/03 at 11:05pm

LOL! Sounds like some life or death situation!

#4

re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/11/03 at 11:14pm

Well, the Broadway debut is over by now. I wonder what the verdict is.

#5

re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/11/03 at 11:16pm

I wish someone would just post a review already! I heard that there was a chance she wouldn't even go ON tonight... (can't remember lines)...

#6

re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 12:23am

She went on -- she was awful. The phrase "dumbed down" choreography is SO far from the truth.. it's more like there was barely ANY choreography. I'm so much more alarmed than you can even imagine.

---

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#7

re: re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 12:32am

well that just sucks...

#8

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 12:41am

How was her singing?

---

"Do you know ChrisLovesShows?" "Yes. Why, yes he does!"

#9

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 12:57am

coughHORRIBLEcough

---

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#10

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 1:09am

can you go into more detail. like was her acting singing and the danceing she did any good? and how much danceing did they change or take out?? thanks :)

#11

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 1:12am

wait a minute...didn't you say you weren't seeing the show 'til August when a new actor was going in as Amos, CJR? I'm not calling you a liar, but I remember you saying that not too long ago. Or did you hear from one of your friends at the Ambassador?

#12

My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 1:15am

Things tend to change at the last minute

---

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#13

re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 1:22am

oh..haha...I get ya.

#14

re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 1:24am

thanks CJR. That's what I was hearing from rehearsals... That she was dreadful. The cast is rolling their collective eyes.

#15

re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 1:30am

I feel kinda bad. Can you imagine knowing that your co-stars as well as the audience think you're doing a really crappy job? She may get better in time. It may take her a while to get situated within the role...ahem, Bernadette in Gypsy. Who knows, maybe by the August she'll be good. Of course she could always buckle under the pressure and leave early. Although, I doubt the Weissler's (sp?) would allow that. She's a NAME and will draw in tourists.

#16

re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 1:42am

Ooh wow, don't compare Melanie getting acclimated to Bernadette getting acclimated. That's a total diss to Bernie! lol

And actually, the show was already selling at 103% with Tracy playing Roxie... The tourists are coming because of the movie... honestly, who cares about Melanie? If the show was bombing, I could understand it.. but it's not. *sigh*

Say it with me now...

"Bring back Tracy, bring back Tracy..." lol

---

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#17

re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 2:24am

CJR, you nail her coffin shut and grab the wooden steaks and silver bullets.
I'll fetch the garlic, crossbow, crucifix, and holy water.

We'll fix her yet!

:)

#18

re: re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 2:30am

could someone please give a review of here performence and how the crowd reacted. and is the cast helping her during her performence?

#19

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 2:53am

"Is the cast helping her..."

Does that mean are they teaching her how to sing, dance and act as the show is being performed?

#20

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 2:57am

Last I heard, the cast was helping her toward the 'X' on the stage floor right under the VERY heavy sandbag hanging from the rope that the ensemble member right offstage is getting ready to cut.

#21

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 3:13am

Ha. That's what I'VE heard, too.... Poor Mellie...

#22

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 9:06am

Too bad for Melanie!

#23

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 9:18am

Where is a good place to find reviews for new leads in an existing run. I have always wondered about this, but now I have to know.

---

PEACE.

#24

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!

Posted: 7/12/03 at 10:26am

Wow. I'm sorry she was that bad. Definitely not surprised, but sorry. She's been rehearsing for what, 3 months? If she doesn't have it now, I doubt she ever will.

#25

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: My Gawd, Melanie is per

Posted: 7/12/03 at 10:43am

Which face was she wearing? I've noticed she has a few.