My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!
#0My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!
Posted: 7/11/03 at 9:44pmIs anyone in the theatre with a laptop? How is it going? What is she doing RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT? Please report.
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Posted: 7/11/03 at 9:51pmI know. I'm terrified. Won't she be doing the "Hot Honey Rag" in a few minutes?!?!?
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Posted: 7/11/03 at 11:05pmLOL! Sounds like some life or death situation!
redmustang
Broadway Star Joined: 5/14/03
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Posted: 7/11/03 at 11:14pmWell, the Broadway debut is over by now. I wonder what the verdict is.
Duane Reade
Featured Actor Joined: 6/30/03
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Posted: 7/11/03 at 11:16pmI wish someone would just post a review already! I heard that there was a chance she wouldn't even go ON tonight... (can't remember lines)...
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 12:23amShe went on -- she was awful. The phrase "dumbed down" choreography is SO far from the truth.. it's more like there was barely ANY choreography. I'm so much more alarmed than you can even imagine.
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
PJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 12:32amwell that just sucks...
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 12:41amHow was her singing?
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 12:57amcoughHORRIBLEcough
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
musicaltheatreman
Broadway Star Joined: 5/22/03
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 1:09amcan you go into more detail. like was her acting singing and the danceing she did any good? and how much danceing did they change or take out?? thanks :)
PJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 1:12amwait a minute...didn't you say you weren't seeing the show 'til August when a new actor was going in as Amos, CJR? I'm not calling you a liar, but I remember you saying that not too long ago. Or did you hear from one of your friends at the Ambassador?
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#11My Gawd, Melanie is performing right now!!!
Posted: 7/12/03 at 1:15am
Things tend to change at the last minute
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
PJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Duane Reade
Featured Actor Joined: 6/30/03
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 1:24amthanks CJR. That's what I was hearing from rehearsals... That she was dreadful. The cast is rolling their collective eyes.
PJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 1:30amI feel kinda bad. Can you imagine knowing that your co-stars as well as the audience think you're doing a really crappy job? She may get better in time. It may take her a while to get situated within the role...ahem, Bernadette in Gypsy. Who knows, maybe by the August she'll be good. Of course she could always buckle under the pressure and leave early. Although, I doubt the Weissler's (sp?) would allow that. She's a NAME and will draw in tourists.
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 1:42am
Ooh wow, don't compare Melanie getting acclimated to Bernadette getting acclimated. That's a total diss to Bernie! lol
And actually, the show was already selling at 103% with Tracy playing Roxie... The tourists are coming because of the movie... honestly, who cares about Melanie? If the show was bombing, I could understand it.. but it's not. *sigh*
Say it with me now...
"Bring back Tracy, bring back Tracy..." lol
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 2:24am
CJR, you nail her coffin shut and grab the wooden steaks and silver bullets.
I'll fetch the garlic, crossbow, crucifix, and holy water.
We'll fix her yet!
:)
musicaltheatreman
Broadway Star Joined: 5/22/03
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 2:30amcould someone please give a review of here performence and how the crowd reacted. and is the cast helping her during her performence?
Duane Reade
Featured Actor Joined: 6/30/03
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 2:53am
"Is the cast helping her..."
Does that mean are they teaching her how to sing, dance and act as the show is being performed?
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 2:57amLast I heard, the cast was helping her toward the 'X' on the stage floor right under the VERY heavy sandbag hanging from the rope that the ensemble member right offstage is getting ready to cut.
Duane Reade
Featured Actor Joined: 6/30/03
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 3:13amHa. That's what I'VE heard, too.... Poor Mellie...
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 9:06amToo bad for Melanie!
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 9:18amWhere is a good place to find reviews for new leads in an existing run. I have always wondered about this, but now I have to know.
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 10:26amWow. I'm sorry she was that bad. Definitely not surprised, but sorry. She's been rehearsing for what, 3 months? If she doesn't have it now, I doubt she ever will.
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Posted: 7/12/03 at 10:43amWhich face was she wearing? I've noticed she has a few.
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