Yes, I'm sure the "theatre police" wouldn't find you if you changed it (or hacked it to pieces, as you're suggesting). I think they have enough trouble chasing down Equity and other union productions that are in violation. I DO know of a union theatre that was fined for casting "white folks" as the trio in Little Shop. The producer had to scramble around to prove that he had done his best to cast minorities in the show. I think he couldn't do that convincingly and got slapped with a nice fine, plus HAD to use non-traditional casting in a future production to compensate. Those are the kind of issues they're hunting around for. As well as shows that cast non-union members, etc.
They're probably not going to arrest you... probably.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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