NY Post Closing Headlines
NY Post Closing Headlines
PiraguaGuy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/08
#1NY Post Closing Headlines
Posted: 12/31/08 at 9:05am
So, I thought for a fun little New Year's game, we could try to predict what the NY Post headlines (they're always ridiculously stupid puns) would be for various Broadway events or closings. Here's an example:
Hairspray Closing:
THE ECONOMY STOPPED THE BEAT
Gypsy Closing:
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP CLOSING
#2re: NY Post Closing Headlines
Posted: 12/31/08 at 9:10am
Rose's Turn No More
YF
Putting on the Fritz (that one's terrible)
Slava's No Show (yeah i know, its a limited run, but i'm having fun)
Updated On: 12/31/08 at 09:10 AM
wonkit
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/30/08
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#4re: NY Post Closing Headlines
Posted: 12/31/08 at 9:37am
Gypsy "LuPowned"
#5re: NY Post Closing Headlines
Posted: 12/31/08 at 9:43am
Heyhey, PG2! "Everything Coming Up's Closing" is mine, young man!
No, but seriously, I can't think of anything for Spamalot, and this is weird because you'd think the Monty Python musical would lend itself most to goofy puns. All I can think of is something like "Scram-A-Lot," which is dreadful, even for the New York Post's headlines!
#6re: NY Post Closing Headlines
Posted: 12/31/08 at 9:49amHURT-TWEENS!
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
Yankeefan007
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/20/04
#8re: NY Post Closing Headlines
Posted: 12/31/08 at 9:54am
A Timely Holiday Reference for SPAMALOT:
"SILENT KNIGHTS"
#9re: NY Post Closing Headlines
Posted: 12/31/08 at 10:18am
Two, two, two closings in one (I know, limited run...):
Spam-a-lot, you joked a lot
And now you are broke, but you earned a lot
Pal Joey and the Knight's Tale - no more
PiraguaGuy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/08
#10re: NY Post Closing Headlines
Posted: 12/31/08 at 10:23am
For the tepid reviews of Pal Joey and Shrek:
MAL JOEY
DRECK THE MUSICAL
For the closing of Young Frankenstein:
THEY'VE CREATED A MONSTER
or
IT'S DEAD!
For the closing of Grease:
HOPELESSLY STILL OPEN
#11re: NY Post Closing Headlines
Posted: 12/31/08 at 10:25amFor Pal Joey I was thinking Pale, Joey Succumbs.
#12re: NY Post Closing Headlines
Posted: 12/31/08 at 10:25amDancin Thru Life, that was great!
ifuweregay93
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/06
#14re: NY Post Closing Headlines
Posted: 12/31/08 at 10:32am
This is a bad one, but my creativity is low at 9:30 in the morning.
"They lost their Grail"
"Spring is over before it starts"
When I get better ones, I'll come back.
#15re: NY Post Closing Headlines
Posted: 12/31/08 at 10:33am
Spring Awakening Put To Sleep
ifuweregay93
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/06
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