Hmmm, this is a guess, but it sounds like a Spamalot type song based on the title. I actually knew "Wish We Could Turn Back the Clock" wasn't cut because my high school did a production of that last year. Some dropped songs I knew were already taken, so who knows this very easy one?
"Hey, Nebraska!"
...And so, there I was at the stage door for "Equus". The enthused avalanche of "Harry Potter" fans was literally pushing me into the barricades. As I was thrust face-first into Daniel Radcliffe's hat, I suddenly felt the thumb of a lanky gentleman behind me pressing firmly into my back. It was then that I realized that both of his hands had Playbills, and that both arms were outstretched in front of me...