There was an off-Broadway show (could have been way off) late 1980's early 90's. I can't remember the show, but there was a hilarious song in it called " I want to be a Lesbian"
I promised a friend I could find it, thinking it was only a Google away, but no luck.
Maybe "Old-fashioned Lesbian Love Story" from Lippa's WILD PARTY?
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
[http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/]
"The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney