And by God are you referring to Julie Andrews or Madonna? (It just depends on how gay you actually are)
Oh darlin'. I'm already going to Hell...
And no, I actually don't have a Blockbuster or Hollywood Video or anything within a reasonable distance.
www.ebay.com
Then you must now go and purchase a cheap VHS for $3.95.
While you're at eBay, also go ahead and get SOUND OF MUSIC too.
Oh lord, I'm really in for it....
I don't even own a VCR...I plunged heartfirst into the digital age, and now rely solely on my DVD player.
Well aren't you just a dill pickle?!
www.ebay.com
Buy the Gold Edition MARY POPPINS DVD then.
I dislike pickles.
www.ebay.com
As punishment, you must buy a jar of pickles and eat them while watching MARY POPPINS.
Wait, if i'm supposed to LIKE this movie, then why torture me?
These are expensive. I'm a broke kind-of student. Damn ebay.
You poor unfortunate soul.
Have you seen Disney's PETER PAN or PETER PAN with Mary Martin? If so, you have a chance to redeem yourself.
Um. I've seen the Disney Peter Pan. I haven't seen the Mary Martin version....
Uh Oh.
Am I in for a spanking Matt?
Kid, you better run and hide.
Can I crawl under the covers with you?
YOU HAVEN'T SEE PETER PAN WITH MARY MARTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????????
SIR, THERE IS NO CIRCLE OF HELL THAT CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THE WRATH YOU ARE ABOUT TO INCUR!
*Drags starlyricist to CapnHook's dungeon*
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Damn, this is gonna hurt.
It's OK Matt_G. Starlyricist is in the dungeon listening to an Audio CD of Aaron Carter in SEUSSICAL.
Phase I of his punishment has begun.
Starlyricist - When you are ready - press this green button. Sumofallthings will then conduct Phase II of your punishment. Here's your beret.
I saw the new Peter Pan...well, okay, I lie. I saw most of it, before falling asleep. Staying down in the financial district can have that effect on a person.
Capn...No. Anything but that. I mean there's torture...and then there's...well, worse than torture.
The new movie is OK.
But Mary Martin is not in it, so you gain zero redemption points.
Damn. Um. I was in a production of Seussical. Isn't that torture enough?
As for the beret, I already have one on, thank you very much.
Actually, SEUSSICAL is a great show. Staging for the First National Tour was the best - better than Broadway and Second National Tour.
I have seen every production with every Cat - except David Shiner. Aaron Carter...let's just say...well, you're in the dungeon, so you know the pain.
*sigh* Yes, I know the pain. But should I really be punished for my parent's lack of culture? They wouldn't know Flaherty and Ahrens if I smacked them upside the head with my copy of the Ragtime Vocal Selections....
I will do ANYTHING (think what you will) to be redeemed...
You enjoy Ahrens & Flaherty - so I will end your Phase I session. On to Phase II with sumofallthings.
ANASTASIA, SEUSSICAL, RAGTIME, love 'em!
THE PEOPLE CALLED IT RAGTIME!
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